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    Kim Jong Il, the second-generation North Korean dictator who defied global condemnation to build nuclear weapons while his people starved, has died, Yonhap News reported. He was 70.
    The news came in a radio broadcast at noon local time, Yonhap reported, citing North Korea’s official media. Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports.
    The son of Kim Il Sung, North Korea’s founder, Kim was a chain-smoking recluse who ruled for 17 years after coming to power in July 1994 and resisted opening up to the outside world in order to protect his regime. The potential succession of his little-known third son, Kim Jong Un, threatens to trigger a dangerous period for the Korean peninsula, where 1.7 million troops from the two Koreas and the U.S. square off every day.
    “Kim Jong Il inherited a genius for playing the weak hand and by keeping the major powers nervous, continuing his father’s tradition of turning Korea’s history of subservience on its head,” said Michael Breen, the Seoul-based author of “Kim Jong Il: North Korea’s Dear Leader,” a biography. “We have entered an uncertain moment with North Korea.”
    Lampooned by foreign cartoonists and filmmakers for his weight, his zippered jumpsuits, his aviator sunglasses and his bouffant hairdo, Kim cut a more serious figure in his rare dealings with world leaders outside the Communist bloc.
     
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    All hail Kim Jong-nam, our new god emperor.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-...r-leader-dictator-dead-at-70-yonhap-says.html
     
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    By The Associated Press and Reuters

    Death of a ladies man....:lulzsec:
     
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    GLORIOUS LEADER IS NOT DEAD! HE IS RESTING.

    IGNORE TREACHEROUSNESS WESTERN IMPERIAL CAPITALIST PIGDOG PROPAGANDA.

    GLORIOUS LEADER MAY ADDRESS AGGRESSIVE WESTERN JOURNALISTIC ATTACK AT HIS LEISURE WHEN HE IS DONE RESTING.
     
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    all the cool sunglasses dictators are dying omg!!!!
     
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    His Christmas present was to free his people, too bad he didn't tell his son.
     
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    Moment of silence for this flawless leader. :(
     
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    Good Riddance! So who is the next leader?
     
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    I bet he left it in his will to just nuke everything now that he's not alive to suffer any consequences. Seems like something he'd do.

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    Can't wait.
     
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    yes!
     
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    Them Jedi felt this one, mhmm.
     
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    Him dying won't change a thing.
     
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    BUT WHO WIRR READ BEST KOREA IF BEST READER IS GONE?
    RIP GRORIOUS READER. YOU WIRR BE ROVED FOR ARR ETERNITY.
     
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    End of an era. :(

    The nuclear weapons and large armed forces he created have kept the howling jackal, America, at bay. All other things aside, he has done them a service in this regard.
     
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    Fight the power!
     
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    Are they gonna dip his body in wax and let it sit in the museum like Mao's so it can fester like a diaper full of shit, just like John Lennons?
    (Fun fact, Mao's corpse is wax, his real corpse became bloated and smelly too soon for them to save it)
     
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    Kim Jong Il's death at 69 is proof that Communist Healthcare doesn't work.
     
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    He smoked didn't he?
     
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    Good luck with that. But before you attempt the world perhaps you fellas ought to finish in Afghanistan.
     
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    They may as well finish since it's too late to pull out,
    no glove no love.
     
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    BAWWWWWW ONLY GREAT LEADER IS DEAD BAWWWWWW
     
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    They did this when Mao died in China.
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY U HAVE TO DIE?!?! WHO GONNA OPRESS US NAOWRR????