Kid murders his family in their sleep,goes to school ,afterwards an hero.

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  1. Murdoc esp

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    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/07/brazil-shocked-child-murders-family


    Growing up in a household of police officers ,some brazilian kid goes batshit with his obsession with guns, he told his friend he wanted to become a hitman and for starters kills his own family, goes to school like nothing happen ,back home realize what he did and shot himself for the lulz.
     
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    Guess not.
     
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    woah, that shit cray.



    gotta hand it to him though, he offed HIS WHOLE FAMILY.


    Mother, father, aunt, and the grandmother. gone.




    and He STILL went to school, came home, THEN offed himself.



    thats a child who put his education first.
     
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    I wonder if this had anything to do with it:
     
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    He should have stuck with his career choice, he must have moved pretty quick and stealthy to get all 4 of them and not get stopped after the first shot.
















    ...nevermind, I forgot that we are talking about brazo's..they all probably shared the same bed....savages.
     
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    what an amateur, if I wanted to kill my family I would've made it look like an accident and live the rest of my life as a hired hitman.

    how can I be a pro? I played hitman so suck my dick.
     
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    Yeah, which one, wiseguy?
     
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    I also played silent assassin.
     
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    I tried the first one, and it didn't have invert mouse. But I played a lot of Thief (where I murdered everyone). And all of the ass-assin missions in the Elder Scrolls series.
     
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    you played thief as well?
    I played the second one only (the metal age) and I was immediately hooked into the game, can't wait for thief 4.
     
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    If they make the 4th worse than 3rd I will genuinely become a hitman. ON EVERYONE!
     
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    Working up the ranks to become the grandmaster of the Morag Tong was the most fulfilling experience of my life.

    As for body disposal, the best method is to exhume a grave and make it a coffin-for-two. Failproof.
     
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    lol look at this try-hard, he's bitching just because they changed garret's voice actor LOL

     
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    The factions were just great in Morro.
     
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    You should read the ED article on him, and essentially talk more shit about him there :D
     
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    yeah I contributed to it, razorfist truly is a try-hard that talks shit yet he doesn't deliver.
     
  17. uberfukken

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    Elder Scrolls holds a special place in my heart because it lets me rob people blind, and then kill them. Repeatedly. In fact it becomes my only purpose in the game. Also Morrowind > Skyrim IMHO
     
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    Except for the part where the groundskeeper knows that the dirt has been recently moved. Or any other observant visitor for that matter. If a person died 25 years ago the dirt shouldn't be freshly upturned.
     
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    Yeah, he is the guy who proclaimed UESPwiki is very unreliable.
     
  20. uberfukken

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    You underestimate the number of abandoned cemeteries that exist.
     
  21. Cobalt

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    I have like 10 thieving mods on, just so I can steal moar l00t.
     
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    If there was a rape mod my life would be complete
     
  23. Milwin

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    >implying he is more reliable than a wiki that dedicated fans made to their favorite series.
     
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    I think there is a mod where you get raped (and I mean raping your ear with loud noises and jumpscares)

    I don't remember it's name though.
     
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    Not what I'm looking for. I would like to be able to rob a home, wait for the occupant to return, rape them, murder them, and then do the same thing to their neighbor until the entire village has been purified.

    As of now I can do everything but the rape part. It really feels empty without it.
     
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    Exactly. The most reliable fucking thing in this universe is UESP.
     
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    I bet razorfist couldn't even get 1% of the information there
     
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