Kickstarter Project Wants To Give Bonobos Language, Wi-Fi Tablets And Watergun-Sporting Robots

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    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1237615061/bonobo-chat-an-app-for-talking-with-apes

    This is hands down the best thing our anyone has ever funded. Watching an ape use an iPad is hysterical beyond belief. With all the tech this guy is giving the Bonobos, they'll kill all of our lazy asses.
     
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    Fuck that, we should be training apes for military service!
     
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    so that girl you're chatting with? you no longer have to worry about her possibly being a guy, she might not even be Human!
     
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    This is what I imagined when I saw the word Bono-bos
     
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    I'm quite relieved, when I read the thread title I thought we were funding some god awful inner city program doomed to collapse under thievery. This is much more funnny.
     
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    Pretty sweat actually. David Niven IIRC had a series called the Uplift Wars which was all about how the entry to galactic scale influence was having one or more client races that the prodigy race has "uplifted" by increasing intelligence through mean such as this.

    While I don't know about the alien angle, we could definitely use them to pilot the 50% drone army we are supposed to build by 2025. The dude is already thinking military applications, training them to squirt humans with water guns.