Justin Bieber faces half a year in jail if prosecuted

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  1. Hemlock

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    I can see where this is going...
     
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    Even when he's angry he looks fabulous
     
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    Oh, the little faggot! How adorable.
     
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    Justin Bieber Prison Rape
    Baby-Bay beh oooooooohh Baby Bay beh Babeh Ooooooooh Babeh!!!!
     
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    Most likely she'll be sent to women's state pen where she'll be forced to scissor hambeasts.
     
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    But imagine him singing that song between each pelvic thrust

    also @OP that's bieber now? he looks badass and not like some kid you want to put in a plastic bag.
     
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    Meh, jack shit is going to happen, but that papparazo probably got one FUCK of a payday.
     
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    Unfortunately he will never be in jail(for now at least), he can use his jewgold to contract a super lawyer.
     
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    I still want to put him in a plastic bag,
    then bury him in the woods.
     
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    Will you faggots quit quoting my posts and liking my posts in this thread?
    Because this shit is fucking boring.

    oh @fuhrerreloaded LOVELY signature.
     
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    My bedroom is full of former kiddie pop idols in plastic bags, some are in several! :)
     
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    No jail time, it would be cruel and unusual punishment for the other convicts.
     
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    He has a shit taste in pants.

    They're gonna love him during his six months in prison if he goes. However, he's such a valuable commodity at the moment(Quite a few people make money off his name, image and performances.) that they'll let him off.
     
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    It's only half a year. He'll go to a jail, not a prison. There's a difference.

    Even if he was in trouble, he would skate.

    That's just how it works for "celebrities".
     
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    How does he look "badass"?

    He looks like an aspergic bishounen on bath salts.
     
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    Fart on her face, you fucking twat