Justin Beaver Loses Her Cool #belieber #justinbieber #believe

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    Why wasn't Bieber smart enough to write down the license plate number of the assailant's vehicle and then give this info to his agents to then do all the legal action? Why was this Mexican assailant such a pussy to call 911 after a single punch?
     
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    If you got your ass kicked by bieber, would you really want to make that news?
     
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    If I was famous I'd beat the shit out of paparazzi all the time. The cost for the crimes would be minimal compared to the money I'd probably be making, and eventually they'd get so afraid of me that they would leave me alone.
     
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    lol look at the size of the guy he punched, and belieb me, he WANTED that punch, that punch makes him money. That guy coulda pounded him into the pavement shia lebouf style at any time. I wish he had it would be hilarious to see how few fans bieber has left whne his face is shredded.
     
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    Whaterbver the photog looks like he sucks a good dick.

    Didn't work for Russel Crowe, and he is far more intimidating than you.
     
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    I don't care or know who Justin Bieber is, but kudos to her if she punched out someone who worked for TMZ. I fucking hate that show.
     
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    Why would you even go to the press if you got beaten up by Bieber...
     
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    clearly this guy only reported it so he could make money the good ole' fashioned murican way: a lawsuit
     
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    I love the look on the EMT's face. He is like "are you seriously getting in an ambulance because you got slapped by a girl?"
     
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    Why didn't Biebs give that guy what he wants i.e. cock pic?
     
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    Punched? More like slapped, amirite?
     
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    This is bullshit, paparazzis are professional stalkers, following famous people by smelling their farts, I don't blame the kid for hit that asshole, anybody in his shoes would do the same.
     
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    it's so fitting how lesbians dress like justin bieber
     
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    actually it's funnier that this canuck twink is being idolized by dykes the world over so my post was better
     
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    Exactly.

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    Or the pics money. Or the interviews money...in fact, that's the dream of every papparazzi: trolling the star to the point where he/she loses his/her temper.

    Bonus points if the famous is a sissy unable to kick the ass of a quadraplegic
     
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    PerpA's hit the nail on the head again. Nobody likes a Celebrity Slapper, but they do like scandals.
     
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    nah he's not planning on suing, its just that whatever paper he sells the pics for will give him a huge bonus for provoking the incident.
     
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    That's what I was saying...I think you must be answering to minty's post, not mine
     
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    ummm...hello?

    and your point is?
     
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    What punch? It is more likely that Bieber struck him with a slap.
     
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