just jacked off in the shower

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  1. rst8

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    so awesome
     
  2. Beatrice

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    I found that grabbing the shower head and spraying it on my naughty bits feels good as well.
     
  3. rst8

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    gtfo girls arnt supposed to be on the internet cunt
     
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    Hmmmmm
    "Do not spread thy seed into thy sock and place it in the bottom of thy clothes basket as if thy hath been there for a long time"
     
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    i was in the shower mother fucjker y wuld i need a fuking sock
     
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    No, I was saying it's better to do it in the shower.
    Innovation +6
     
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    Yo dawg, I herd you liek clean up, so we let you finish in the shower, so you can clean up while you clean up
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    Last time I jacked off in the shower, I noticed my penis was much bigger than I though. It must be the hot water which was causing all the blood to rush to my dick. Or something. I don't usually look at my cock when I'm masturbating. So maybe my dick grew? Is that even possible?
     
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    I don't need a sock, I just let the jizz rot under my foreskin.