just found out my girlfriend is part jew.

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  1. snaggletoof

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    Dramacrat

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    I knew there was a reason she was so obsessed with money, aside from being female. Don't know what to do. It's causing me a lot of cognitive dissonance. I think she could be lying because I haven't seen her change form like into a lizard or cockroach, but like i said...part jew.
     
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    when she has that plumbers crack or butt cleavage or whatever going on, try sticking some loose change in there and if it doesnt come back out and her farts have a greedy tonality to them you need to call your local police.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    You are fucked
     
  5. snaggletoof

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    don't hate the player, hate the game.
     
  6. Shooting me Softly

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    If her horrible disease is too distracting, here's what you need to do.

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    Of course since its a lady, you'l have to do this with a little bit more class. Monocles and tuxedoes are recommended.