Jungle kitties get infected with shaggy dog and go fearless

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  1. SWfan

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    SOURCE: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...istemper-virus-health-tigers-science-animals/
     
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    I went to this T.I. rapper's after party and it was NOTHING but black people everywhere.

    I was the only white guy there and and some black guys saw me and said i had "The Eye of the Tiger" and then laughed at me.

    That was also the day I found out that when "Laughy Taffy" plays and you arent black,
    its a good idea to flail around like the biggest possible faggot you can and scare them with your voodoo magic.
     
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    Wow, nothing but black people at a TI show?
    Who would have gussed.
     
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    dogs are better than cats.
     
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    I thought dogs ate cats. Mind blown.
     
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    Looks like the plot of an Asylum production
     
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    You think this is cool? Read about toxoplasma gondii. You will have a better understanding of why cats are like the #1 internet craze.

    Resistance is futile nigger.
     
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    my friend got these two kittens and they gave one of the guys we sold drugs to toxo plasmosis aka "cat scratch fever"

    so naturally he named one of the kittens "toxo" and the other "plasmosis" after that.


    i like cats but there are some weird things going on with diseases there. the brain disease they give you
    that makes you more suicidal is another one that is highly suspect of some kind of catspiracy.
     
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    It changes social behavior in men and women. Studies show this to be true.
     
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    and cats are america's number one pet. now think about how fucked up american society is. hahaha
     
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    Yeah.. well...

    Who knows.
     
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    Insanity is the price you have to pay for fwuffy cuteness