Jose Canseco Adds Rape to Career Stats

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  1. MrGask

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    Suzie[Redacted] is apparently a fitness model in the Las Vegas area (we just called them strippers back in my day) whom Canseco sought to shame into dropping her case. It remains to be seen if this has/will work.

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    Yet the pro ball player immediately took to the internet...

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    Trying to be again in the spotlight, Joselito? :D
     
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    just what the fuck
     
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    why is the last name of Susie protected?
     
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    wait, what? Is this real?


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    New favorite sports figure. Keep up the good work Mr. Canseco.
     
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    Canseco has always been a douchebag. Even before he was somewhat famous he still thought people should pay attention to what he was saying.
    Also this:
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    I never knew Clowns caused so much pollution. Fuckin' clowns and their tiny cars, smoking up our environments.
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    Because I don't care enough to find out what it is.
     
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    Not sure yet if that man is a cool troll or a damn big idiot.
     
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    Jose Canseco is a professional douchebag by trade. Fuck him.
     
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    And those huge shoes, contributing to the erosion of the soil...
     
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    But he cares about the environment, Joe.

    No man who loves mother earth could be a jerk!
     
  12. MrGask

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    TMZ, ever the staunch investigative journalists, have more on this story.
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    If he wanted to prevent this, he would've taken that bat to that bitch for mouthing off.