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    Was that supposed to be some kind of fucking pick-up line?
    Also he's got a fucked up idea about how angels look.
     
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    This is nitpicking but angels do look pretty fucked up in the bible
    I looked, and I saw beside the cherubim four wheels, one beside each of the cherubim; the wheels sparkled like topaz. As for their appearance, the four of them looked alike; each was like a wheel intersecting a wheel. As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the cherubim faced; the wheels did not turn about as the cherubim went. The cherubim went in whatever direction the head faced, without turning as they went. Their entire bodies, including their backs, their hands and their wings, were completely full of eyes, as were their four wheels. I heard the wheels being called “the whirling wheels.” Each of the cherubim had four faces: One face was that of a cherub, the second the face of a human being, the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.

    But I think calling her an angel is in reference for her saving him from the foreskin llama's... stare? Stinky breath?
    And him being religious, because JJ is bad at writing religious characters.
     
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    I still don't even know who you are talking about as there is a definitive title to this trend.
     
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    Yawn..........
     
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    Can't believe the sniper needed encouragement from that useless one there to shoot it in its big, hard-to-miss head.

    She missed the nice eyehole weakspots, though, probably because she seems to not be using the fucking scope attached to her rifle
     
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    Well there went the tension for this scene.
     
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    Well, at least nobody died on the very first mission. That would've been a bit much.
    I wonder if Joseco reads this thread.
    The darkie isn't wrong, I don't get why they're upset with him. Kessah's clearly fine, he's just trying to take some initiative.
     
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    Im pretty sure its because hes black.
     
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    A hoof that size at that 'speed' should at least dent the armor? meh, fuck physics.
     
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    What the fuck are they talking about, being blessed or skilled.
    The mission was nearly a colossal failure, and they all panicked the minute something unexpected happened. I'd say 95% of that shit was luck.
     
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    Unless the blood is slightly acidic, I don't remember her getting hit in the face at any time. Disinfectants usually only sting when they're actually disinfecting something.
     
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    Ah, yes, 'these'. Can't wait to see what 'these' are.
     
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    "We use THESE" *Drops his pants and reveals he has a huge scrotum sack*
     
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    Why were they not already briefed on these cubes, since they'll probably be using them extensively in their work?
     
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    HAHAHA BOOTLEG POKEBALLS FOR DEAD POKEMON!
     
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    POKEBALLS, CARRION CUBES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE AMIRITE

    I wish him speaking lines wasn't in there, tbh, just have the thing activate or have a button or some shit
     
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    My guess is they aren't electronic devices but magic and magic is banned but not really, and that is a spell.
     
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    It would've actually been interesting if they'd developed major shipping and transportation lines in Salamanstra for carrying out large monsters, turning it into a large-scale commercial business like it seems to be. Finding creative ways to be as efficient and safe as possible, and transporting the corpses in large chunks.
    But Carrion Cubes, sure.
     
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    "And it only works on Salamanstra and in the unloading facilites"

    You lying cunt, you just used it outside. And its not point and shoot. Its point, scream random tetris blocks, then shoot.
     
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    What's stopping people from using it in other places? Like I don't know, grabbing the biggest living monster you can and dropping it on a city or something as some form of warfare?
     
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    "magic"
     
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    Ever so often magic is the lazy man's explanation. Magic can be made an original and interesting element but you need to establish rules and how it actually works instead of using it just to have something convenient.
    Those carrion cubes could be used to trap a living monster and then release it into some trap pit, into spikes or blades from high enough, so you wouldn't have to kill it in such a bothersome manner. Unless it conveniently can't hold living things inside it (in which case there should be piles of still living parasites left on the spot where the dead llama was).
     
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    What the fuck are hunters below rank C supposed to do, in that case? Why show it to them now when they're clearly not going to be able to use it for a long time? Why not just have specialized retrieval crews be the only ones who use it?
     
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    What is with that extreme tilt in view when they're just having a normal conversation?
     
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    Think its supposed to mean that the cat lady pushed the dog woman for being 'humble'
     
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    It's anime shit, it's to "convey energy" in the conversation or some shit.
     
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    Pretty sure JJ just didn't plan the page well and was forced to tilt the view to make room for both characters.
    Because fixing the page or planning the layout beforehand would've been too bothersome.

    The layout seems like the conversation/situation should be tense, like people trying to figure who's the murderer and/or when help is going to arrive.
    Change the characters' expressions to anxious/tense/worried and erase (or replace) the dialogue and the layout goes well with the new mood.
     
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