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  1. Maria M

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    "And it only works on Salamanstra and in the unloading facilites"

    You lying cunt, you just used it outside. And its not point and shoot. Its point, scream random tetris blocks, then shoot.
     
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    What's stopping people from using it in other places? Like I don't know, grabbing the biggest living monster you can and dropping it on a city or something as some form of warfare?
     
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    "magic"
     
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    Ever so often magic is the lazy man's explanation. Magic can be made an original and interesting element but you need to establish rules and how it actually works instead of using it just to have something convenient.
    Those carrion cubes could be used to trap a living monster and then release it into some trap pit, into spikes or blades from high enough, so you wouldn't have to kill it in such a bothersome manner. Unless it conveniently can't hold living things inside it (in which case there should be piles of still living parasites left on the spot where the dead llama was).
     
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    What the fuck are hunters below rank C supposed to do, in that case? Why show it to them now when they're clearly not going to be able to use it for a long time? Why not just have specialized retrieval crews be the only ones who use it?
     
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    What is with that extreme tilt in view when they're just having a normal conversation?
     
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    Think its supposed to mean that the cat lady pushed the dog woman for being 'humble'
     
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    It's anime shit, it's to "convey energy" in the conversation or some shit.
     
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    Pretty sure JJ just didn't plan the page well and was forced to tilt the view to make room for both characters.
    Because fixing the page or planning the layout beforehand would've been too bothersome.

    The layout seems like the conversation/situation should be tense, like people trying to figure who's the murderer and/or when help is going to arrive.
    Change the characters' expressions to anxious/tense/worried and erase (or replace) the dialogue and the layout goes well with the new mood.
     
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    Cue some angsty shit about how much she hates her sister.
    These are some greedy motherfuckers. Why are so many of them only in it for the money?
     
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    Well since they're all in it for the money there's really nothing interesting about them. No one is there because the monsters cause problems in their country (since i guess they stay in this one place for some reason) no one is using it to avoid anyone, be it the law or someone out to kill them. Boring money, people get regular jobs for that shit.
     
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    No one is even interested in harvesting the materials that come from monsters in order to help their communities. We know so far that they use the skin of some monsters for armor, and Adrien has a mechanical arm made out of monster bones. Are there medical applications to the body parts of monsters as well? Architectural?
    This would've been a great opportunity to actually expand on the world, talk about why being a hunter is a useful vocation, how it benefits people, why they hunt the monsters at all.
    And instead we get characters from random countries nobody cares about, all as deep as a kiddie pool, with dollar signs in their eyes.
     
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    I need X monster bits to save my sister from Y disease.
    Cliche but at least its more interesting than nothing.
     
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    To play devil's advocate, I would imagine a lot more people would take jobs if it means succeeding in their selfish goals (getting money, fortune or just want a cheap thrill) rather than to help one's community and such. So I cannot say that this is unrealistic.
     
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    It's not the realism in this case, it's that it isn't interesting.
     
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    I hope the brown guy and Kessah hate-fuck at some point. He understands her, and is honestly not too shabby of a character.
     
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    I really hope that, at some point, religion dude has to use magic to save people or watch them all die and mentally destroy himself with guilt or something
     
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    Who the fuck sleeps in their armor.
     
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    Either it's more comfortable than we think or Joseco here has no idea how uncomfortable to sleep in a bunch of hardened/boiled leather plates can be. My bet's on the latter
     
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