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    Was that supposed to be some kind of fucking pick-up line?
    Also he's got a fucked up idea about how angels look.
     
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    This is nitpicking but angels do look pretty fucked up in the bible
    I looked, and I saw beside the cherubim four wheels, one beside each of the cherubim; the wheels sparkled like topaz. As for their appearance, the four of them looked alike; each was like a wheel intersecting a wheel. As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the cherubim faced; the wheels did not turn about as the cherubim went. The cherubim went in whatever direction the head faced, without turning as they went. Their entire bodies, including their backs, their hands and their wings, were completely full of eyes, as were their four wheels. I heard the wheels being called “the whirling wheels.” Each of the cherubim had four faces: One face was that of a cherub, the second the face of a human being, the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.

    But I think calling her an angel is in reference for her saving him from the foreskin llama's... stare? Stinky breath?
    And him being religious, because JJ is bad at writing religious characters.
     
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    I still don't even know who you are talking about as there is a definitive title to this trend.
     
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    Yawn..........
     
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    Can't believe the sniper needed encouragement from that useless one there to shoot it in its big, hard-to-miss head.

    She missed the nice eyehole weakspots, though, probably because she seems to not be using the fucking scope attached to her rifle
     
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    Well there went the tension for this scene.
     
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    Well, at least nobody died on the very first mission. That would've been a bit much.
    I wonder if Joseco reads this thread.
    The darkie isn't wrong, I don't get why they're upset with him. Kessah's clearly fine, he's just trying to take some initiative.
     
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    Im pretty sure its because hes black.
     
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    A hoof that size at that 'speed' should at least dent the armor? meh, fuck physics.
     
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    What the fuck are they talking about, being blessed or skilled.
    The mission was nearly a colossal failure, and they all panicked the minute something unexpected happened. I'd say 95% of that shit was luck.
     
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    Unless the blood is slightly acidic, I don't remember her getting hit in the face at any time. Disinfectants usually only sting when they're actually disinfecting something.
     
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    Ah, yes, 'these'. Can't wait to see what 'these' are.
     
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    "We use THESE" *Drops his pants and reveals he has a huge scrotum sack*
     
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    Why were they not already briefed on these cubes, since they'll probably be using them extensively in their work?
     
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    HAHAHA BOOTLEG POKEBALLS FOR DEAD POKEMON!
     
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    POKEBALLS, CARRION CUBES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE AMIRITE

    I wish him speaking lines wasn't in there, tbh, just have the thing activate or have a button or some shit
     
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    My guess is they aren't electronic devices but magic and magic is banned but not really, and that is a spell.
     
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    It would've actually been interesting if they'd developed major shipping and transportation lines in Salamanstra for carrying out large monsters, turning it into a large-scale commercial business like it seems to be. Finding creative ways to be as efficient and safe as possible, and transporting the corpses in large chunks.
    But Carrion Cubes, sure.
     
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