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  1. Maria M

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    LOL mutated alpacas.
     
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    Are they going to spit acid on them as self defense?

    Their design doesn't fit the world. They look like they're from some nuclear apocalypse fantasy world (but in that some variation would be better).
    They don't make sense in this kind of a ('serious') fantasy setting, unless the magic weapon caused nuclear fallout and that's going to be some great revelation. Otherwise, other sort of design direction would be more fitting.
     
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    Get ready for an underwhelming fight.
     
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    Am I the only one who is irritated by mr afro mullet?
    There's better ways to show your character's religiousness than a corny line like that. It comes out of nowhere as it is.
     
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    If only JJ were edgy, then we could at least hope for afro-mullet dying first in a "where is your god now" kind of way. It's probably going to turn out that these foreskin camels are basically cattle who only eat bugs and this is a training exercise.
     
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    I vote that this be the new name for the poor creatures

    Furthermore, how come they dont all have guns? Who the fuck would run up to these things with swords when you have fucking GUNS? Swords would end up being a "oh I suck ass and this thing got close time to start swinging" in that case
     
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    He's following the age old trade of swords and magic > guns of any type.
     
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    Even if your standard gun with a regular bullet is supposedly not powerful enough to take down these monsters easily, my experience is that the solution to guns not being strong enough is to make stronger guns.
    This setting's approach to combat defies basic common logic.
     
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    Those armors made from foreskin camel's hide? Shouldn't it turned to be leather jerkin as oppose looking like plate armor?
    JJ really uncreative when it comes to mutated critters.... still member the black flying tentacle rape monster several pages back...
     
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    I feel like it's been forever since i checked this thread and the story has gone nowhere lol
     
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    I may not know how to hold a gun but it doesn't look like she's really holding that gun.. I figure that thumb is supposed to go somewhere else it's all up to that forward hand to stop the rifle from bucking right out of there once it fires, IMO

    someone educate me on gun
     
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    The thing about her rifle is it's a piece of shit and doesn't even have a grip.

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    notice how her rifle goes straight across the top, but has no grip under the trigger. There is no feasible way to hold her rifle.
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    thats exactly what I was thinking. I just see her getting the kickback in the face with that damn thing and breaking her nose or eye socket.
     
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    The best part about it is he could have fixed this and even done it lazily:
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    Put a hole and grip in, you don't have to draw the thumb as much and adjust the stock.
     
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    Her hand looks like her wrist would snap from recoil. Or any impact really.
     
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    I wonder if something kind of ridiculous will happen to make everything go horribly wrong.
     
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    There is some really generic shit going on with the expressions and poses here.
     
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