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  1. Malachi

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    All this advanced technology and they don't have even an inkling as to what could be fucking with their systems
     
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    Is this the excuse that Joseco gives for the anachronism?
    If it's something about the land of Salamanstra that fucks with technology(the most retarded bullshit I ever heard), then why is everywhere that isn't Salamanstra also all medieval and shit? Why isn't everywhere that isn't Salamanstra all hyper-advanced in their technology and shit? Why does Kessah live a peasant life on a farm, when by rights she'd be living in some sort of apartment, with a cellphone to dick around with?
    Again, why doesn't everyone just stay the fuck away from Salamanstra? If going towards the center of the land cuts out radio signals, why would anyone ever go there? Why not just stay in the super high-tech cities that ought to exist, and then fire long-range missiles at Salamanstra whenever the monsters get a bit too rowdy? Even if the signal cuts out, the missile is still aimed at Salamanstra and is definitely going to hit it by the time the signal dies. Why would there ever be a need to fight the monsters in person?
     
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    Maybe Kessah and the others were exiled there, like some sort of Australia for furries.
     
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    Now if only Joseco actually used this period in the comic to show legitimate character development.
    But I suppose it's hard to do anything with a cardboard box.
     
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    i think what bothers me is that we spent 1/2 the page on a scene about character development. But I feel what we learn here isn't worth it. What I really take away from this is that her sister was apparently even more of a bitch then i previously thought.

    It almost feels like he's trying to run some kind of story parallel to the training camp. But i think i'm expecting too much. I just keep hoping that we can change the prespective to some other character, any character. I can't believe I'm saying this but, I really wish they would bring back Adrien. wtf happened to him?
     
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    He was thrown into the sex dungeon for his crimes.
    We shall never hear of him again.
     
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    Sooo pretty much make Salamanstra, Gaza?
     
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    Okay, so I guess they use the body parts of monsters to make shit. Must be some pretty important, high-quality shit they make.

    Why are bullets largely ineffective against monsters? If they're susceptible to swords, why wouldn't bullets fuck them up? Does Joseco not realize how powerful some guns are?
     
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    ^"because monsterhunter did it," is probably the best answer I can give you.
     
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    Avoiding using guns could make sense if saving some specific materials (I have no idea what they use in this world) was important due to their rarity/expenses. If it takes a shit ton of bullets, it gets expensive.
    If the guilds' existence was given a good reason it'd be believable that a huge amount of resources like metal are collected and reserved for the guilds to buy in exchange of luxury materials (monster bones, horns, idk) - somewhat similar to how in some countries during war time, people gave out their valuables (such as gold rings - they got metal ones in exchange) for their army to sell and purchase weaponry and vehicles.

    However JJ hasn't specified any of this and in general his introduction to how everything works in this world has been really poor, so I'm not going to assume anything too logical or throughout.
     
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    Monster Hunter had guns too. And from playing 3 Ultimate, the series can show how certain guns can overpower swords by a large margin.
     
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    I was gonna say He's ripping off Fairy Tail, since i haven't played a monster hunter.
     
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    I mean, this whole thing is a mish-mash of rip-offs/weebery so I wouldn't be surprised if it was both
     
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    The main influences;
     
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    LOL BERSERK?
    So when is Kessah going to get raped in a horrible eclipse nightmare?
    When's this going to happen:
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    That's happening right now to Adrien. That's why he hasn't been around in a while.
     
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    Join his PATREON to see the NSFW versions.

    I see that coming in the very near future.
     
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    Well, they are lmao
    And "monster shit", really? Are they 12
     
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