Come one, come all, step right up to EDF's very own Demented Menagerie of FREAKS. Be amazed by our very own Jimmy Grippins and his amazing Penis Fingers! Be there and bare witness to Jimmy and his 9,001 mph hour Bucket of Harbldgarble! Enjoy a live performance by the one and only Ditzy Schlitzie, as she'll be sing her very favorite song "Huuunarf BURRGAAAAAW"! The ASTOUNDING "NEVER-BLINKING WOMAN"! Ting Ting the shitty pants composer! SPECIAL GUEST: AL ROPER!!! Yes, all these, AND MORE! Stop by the big, red tent next to Juggs on Highway 66. Bring the kids for a family discount and your own FREE garbage bag of aborted fetuses and beef entrails!