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Jew Caught Having Over 3,000 Perfectly Preserved Penises

Discussion in 'News' started by Lyle, Oct 3, 2017.

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  1. Lyle
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    Usually a kike would eat penises on the spot, but this one was clearly a prepper who had enough penises to survive the Samson Option.
     
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  2. Call me Tim

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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    just what every weirdo needs, a preserved dick in a jar.
    no srsly, its on my christmas list....

    wtf is up with his manbun btw? was he smoking formaldahyde too? that cannot be the hairstyle of a sober man.
     
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  4. Stumbles

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    How is a guy with the last name of "Murray" Jewish?

    @Rodion someone is besmirching the tribe again.
     
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  5. Likeicare

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    Yeah the only thing thats slightly jewish about him is the curly hair but really everything just points to typical white trash meth addict
     
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    It's like this, but with dicks.
     
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  7. Hitmonchan

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    I hereby name thee Davey the Cocklector.
     
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  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    I read the title as "pennies" and thought "No shit."
     
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  9. feminist jazz hands

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    This is why you shouldn't send anyone pics of "your" junk..
    Are you aware that you can change your name to make it sound less jewy, right? :meow:
     
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    Over 3,000 penises to himself? Sheesh, I'd wish he'd share.
     
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  11. Rodion

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    With a cursory glance, I would like to say this is fake, but the mugshot alone says something fucked up beyond our imagination took place.
     
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  13. wretchedgretchen

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    Not funny anymore

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    @Lyle is a closet jew
     
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    (((@Lyle))) [​IMG]
     
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    ever since he was circumcised he developed this unhealthy obsession with uncut cocks. He would look at them everyday, wondering what could have been, while he works on stretching his foreskin back into existence
     
  16. Lyle

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    Here is an easy tip to identify a jew/jew hybrid. If they have at least 3 of the following characteristics: 1) Curly hair, 2) Big Nose, 3) Nose tip curves downward, 4) Fish Lips, 5) Dick Forehead, 6) Big Ears, 7) Ears spreading outward, 8) Eyes far apart, 9) Bug Eyes, 10) Hunched Back.
     
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    This comic seriously could be applied to other people, with a little shoop job.
     
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