Jet Blue Pilot Hijacks Own Flight

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  1. MrGask

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    LOL, they strapped him to a baggage trolley.

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    Man, that pilot is an expert level comedian. No one appreciates comedy on an airplane, everyone is ludicrously tense. I mean there is the natural fear of being powerless to control your own fate as you hurtle through the air at hundreds of miles an hour, plus the whole terrorism thing. I think airline comedy is the next frontier of edgy comedy.
     
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    Lol. Read that line and thought the co-pilot threw him out the window.
     
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    hey, anyone can have a mental breakdown.
    the fact that they don't pay these guys very much could be a contributing factor though...
     
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    Thought piloting a plane was one of the most stressful jobs in the world. Right after being an enlisted soldier in the Middle East.
     
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    New slogan for JetBlue - "We're so cheap we can't afford real Terrorists".
     
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    If this guy is a "consummate professional" I can't wait to see what one of the mediocre pilots does.
     
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    Is that a baggage cart? Damn, airlines are more broke than I suspected.
     
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    People that fly often lack sense of humor :/
     
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    Dude, I hate flying, even though I've done it a shit ton. By the time I was 12 I was making transcontinental flights by myself multiple times a year. Planes. Suck. they are boring, and you don't have enough space. Finally SOME airlines are starting to wake the fuck up, and give you a powerport. Sadly many of these powerports don't have the voltage to power your laptop.

    Honestly, a PSP is the traveler's best friend. You can get a 4GB SD card, put a shit ton of tv shows on there, and get 2 batteries. A fully charged PSP at low brightness running off of battery can play for 9 fucking hours.
     
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    It is a shame they stopped making Sony Glasstrons, they were awesome, you can watch porn anywhere in public with none the wiser.
     
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    what's the point of watching porn if you can't fap?
     
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    why do you think they give you a blanket on airplanes?
     
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    still too messy and obvious
     
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    dude I have totally jacked it under the blanket on a flight. It is eaaaaaaaaasy. Especially when they do "nightime" on the plane, and they turn off the lights.
     
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    well I've never been on an overnight flight, so meh.
     
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    What nobody knows is that Al Qaeda snuck into the cargo hold. This man is a hero.
     
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    Finally, a reason why it's good to have a micropenis.

    No wonder Perp spends so much time flying.

    And riding around on city buses with a blanket in his lap.
     
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    did I step on your dog or something?
     
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    LOL. Seems that way.

    Nah, just saw a couple of cheap shots, and being the mediocre cunt that I am, I decided to take them.
     
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    they weren't really cheap shots, just you insulting me. That requires no opening. You can say something mean at any time.
     
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    True, but you made it particularly enticing with the wanking on the plane comment.

    BTW - if you really do travel a lot, have you ever seen how much piss you can hold before you go to the plane toilet?
     
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    no.
     
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    Sounds like a challenge. Wonder if you would be suspected of terrorism if you pissed yourself trying this out.
     
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    You may be suspected of being an aging French movie star.

    It's actually fucking brilliant to see the plane toilet full of this massive amount of piss. Amazing how much liquid the bladder can hold.
     
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    I bet the passengers on the plane ground to a halt when he did it.