jesus was white.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by oddguy, Oct 16, 2011.

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eat my dick you faggots ?

  1. yes please.

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  2. yum yum !

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  1. oddguy

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    thats why his body is made of crackers.
     
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    So was Obama
     
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    Agreed.
    Again, quality posts oddguy. I learn so much from you. Please teach us the ways.
     
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    But was he God?
     
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    this is top notch comedy.
     
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    Jesus is white because he was covered in crack and cocaine. Because he was a nigger from start. So there.
     
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    Jesus was Jewish, and Jews weren't "white" then (they still aren't, they are still neither white nor Near Eastern despite more than a few blonde or redhead hebes), he was basically the same thing as you would find in Iraq, Kuwait or Saudi Arabia ethnically and appearance-wise...
     
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    MOTHER-FUCK that nigga
     
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    Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam. 'Cause sunbeams are not made like me.
    Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die. Don't ever ask your
    love of me.
     
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    Quit BAAAWWWing, Longseet. You will never be a Sunbeam or any other kind of car no matter how much you pray to your nonexistent God about it...

    [​IMG]

    You will never be this good...
     
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    DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME LONGSEET AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
     
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    Longseet might actually believe that shit too.
     
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    That sounds like his yes to every fucking thing.
     
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    He must say something other than yes to mean yes to that.
     
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    im fucking serious gais
     
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    Some 001 guy, he was removed from the face of the internets.
     
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    I saw that on the history channel too! :derp:
     
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    jesus was homeless.

    thats why his blood was wine.

    also, well played op... well played...
     
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    Jesus never got laid. Like mother, like son.
     
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    This whole thread was just CW94 bait.
     
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    And in a bitter twist of irony, it's the one fucking thread on the entire board that the cunt doesn't get involved with.
     
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    he ignores me the bastard.
    refuses to have a haiku fight with me.
     
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    He is soft like his religion.

    He cannot match you, so he runs.

    Reminds me of a poem (not haiku)

    Daniel Boon was a maaaan
    He was a biiiiig man
    But the bear was bigger so he ran like a nigger up a tree.

    More of a song than a poem, but who gives a fuck.
     
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    I saw a Sunbeam Tiger race at the Spa 6 Hours a couple of weeks ago. It sounded great. Also +1 for Minilite rims.