Jesus took the wheel but can't drive for shit

Discussion in 'News' started by Radha the Buttwhisperer, Jan 25, 2018.

  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    People find the Lord in the strangest places.
    Drive me home big JC
     
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    this is why jesus is a fictional character.
    however JEEBUS is lord.
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    gib milkies
     
  5. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Stop flipping cars.
     
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    Fucking make me.
     
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  7. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Jesus can keep the 4loko. That stuff is the devil's work.

    Damn those crazy eyes.
     
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    That picture - truly the glorious result of a misspent childhood.
     
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  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    I once spoke to a Muslim fellow who thought that every single Muslim leader was either a plant or possessed by demons because he couldn't admit that the Koran advocates (somewhat indirectly at times because it's written by Semites who're dishonest by nature) the deaths of apostates and homosexuals. (It took a while before I got him to admit that.) You tell me if their holy book advocates as such...

    https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/apostasy.aspx

    https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/homosexuality.aspx

    The mindset of religious people, especially outright Semites, is completely alien to me. They believe that demonic possession and evil spirits are not only a thing but also widespread. I used to think they were dishonest (having spoken to many, many Muslims over the years) but now I think they're just retarded or crazy. Which is worse because now I think that they're subhumans that can't be reasoned with.
     
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    not to be ghey....but I will. don't u guys have the same specs?
     
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    If I were Jewish, why would I be anti-Jew?
     
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    because you ARE jewish.
     
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  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    That makes no sense. You guys are fucking retarded.
     
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    You pretending not to be Jewish is retarded.
     
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    You haven't given any evidence. And it's not getting under my skin like you seem to think, it's just retarded from my viewpoint. It's baffling.
     
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    Holy shit. It is him.
     
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    Something, something, Duke boys...
     
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    Jesus really needs to lay off the blow for a little while.
     
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    The funny thing is, the vast majority of self-hating Jews are such because they're the few Jews that possess something resembling principles and morality.
     
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