JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GUIZE!!!

Discussion in 'News' started by Dildo Baggins, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Dildo Baggins

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44953925/#.Tp7TG7LeuuI

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    Fucking hell guys, I'm fucking literally 15 miles down I70 from where this shit is going down. All I know is an Ohio redneck sheriff plus animals on the loose will equal some good eating tonight.
     
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    Aw, the owner didn't get killed by the lion - he killed himself and set his exotic animals free? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
     
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    Been nice knowing you Dildo.

    No way anyone within a 50 mile radius is going to survive rednecks with full-autos and a bunch of exotic animals.
     
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    At least that animal bastard Jack Hanna will die along with me, since hes been snooping around the site ever since shit went down.
     
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    when i first heard about this i thought it happened at the cleveland zoo and got excited that i would get eaten by a lion ... too bad it didnt maul any of you fucks.. zainsville is right by c-bus isnt it?
     
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    just like a 30 min drive down 70 really
     
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    i fucking hate columbus.. got stuck in cbus for a day and it felt like a fucking week.
     
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    Those poor, majestic creatures... Why couldn't they be allowed to roam free? At worst a few people would've been killed. Not even people, just Yanks. There's plenty of Yanks to go around. Not many Lions or Tigers or that.
     
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    You just need to spend a weekend on OSU and bar hop. Walking down High Street smoking a blunt without anyone else giving a fuck is a pretty unique experience. But other than that it does suck balls (unless you also into the gay scene in German town, otherwise thats it)
     
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    eh college bar thing not so much my scene
    i was down there for a concert.. concert was rad but
    i think we were staying near the ghetto tbh
    heard there is a great DIY music scene out there
     
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    DAMMIT I WANTED TO MAKE THIS SAME THREAD.
     
  13. Dildo Baggins

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    I would have preferred if they just let a few rednecks track them down in pickups and run over them. Did you know that if you hit an animal with your car and kill it here in Ohio you can legally claim it and take it home with you?
     
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    111020-ohio-animals-hlarge-940a.grid-7x2.

    Also make sure to show this to every furry for maximum lulz
     
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    What's ironic is that this whole week has been the wizard of oz theme around my place.