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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Baya Rae 4900, Oct 19, 2011.
Or so the legend goes.
Jesus was a forever alone sand nigger.
And like most basement dwellers he started his own religion. Typical, really.
No and no.
I don't know if he did, but he did go to India.
He didn't need a wife. He was fucking Jesus, man.
i would believe this....
his philosophy seems to have some basis in buddhism.
God had split personality....
in the OT, he's all pissed off & smiting people left & right.
in the NT, Jesus says he loves us so much....
i can't believe in a religion
that doesn't know where their leader was from the ages of 12 to 30...
The O.T. is about the covenant between Jews and God. When he smites people it's because they aren't obeying the covenant. Plus, the Jews wrote it.
Christians added the N.T. later on.
that's really cool.
thanks for the link.
Wait, he was fucking another guy called Jesus?
Was Jesus even in OT? I thought he was just in the sequels...
Yea he had a wife. Then he impregnated her with himself and became her son.
And that's why the deep southerners have so many retarded babies in their basements.
Jesus Christ was an only child.
Jesus was about as real as King Aurthur, Socrates, and Gilgamesh combined.
Jesus had a boyfriend.
I thought I already proved that Jesus was a faggot?
Look, he hang around with his sailor buttbuddies aand had hard gay orgies wherever they went. What did you think the whole Jesus loaves and fish story came from? It is scientifically known by a non virgin or at least someone who's masturbated and didnt shower (Im guessing most of you shitheads) that semen will start smelling like fish. The fish was a metaphor for the smell and the loaves which he gave for everyone to eat was a euphimism for his . That's why you eat the body of Christ.
Don't you see?
Jesus was a pimp and he got a lot of haters....well he still does....but he doesnt care lol
He was truly a martyr then.