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    Vodka tampons and butt-chugging. More media scaremongering. Hilarious though.

    http://m.kpho.com/w/main/story/45516267/
     
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    LOL I WENT TO THAT HIGH SCHOOL.
     
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    irritated vaginas everywhere
     
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    Reminds me of when Fat Freddy of the Fabulous Freak Brothers invents "squink" minus the humor.
    It never was...

    ...but it sure does probably make a good Sims-mod, if you're skilled and inclined that way.
     
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    Holy shit, that there is stone-cold genius. Maybe guys should start soaking their dicks in alcohol before fucking.
     
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    Why on earth would people want to go to a party where the sticking of tubes up your butt is involved, FFS?! I know it's a cliché that all those ramrod-straight Americans are secretly gay as hell, but if they tried to confirm it, they could not do much better. I guess it is true that a prudish culture will have effects completely adverse to what it tries to accomplish (srs, afaik here in Euro-gay Germany nobody, not even the really stupid people, does it).

    Also, the drinking itself is, to me, an essential part of the alcohol experience. To watch as you (and the other people in the room, preferrably) slowly grow more and more intoxicated - that is part of then fun. If you go from zero to wasted out of your mind the social part of drinking is completely negated. Yes, when alcohol is involved, your people's dignity often suffers, but just obliterating it up front? Plz no. (And you would certainly not be able to go clubbing anymore, but US youths can't really do that anyway plus most Americans think it is for queers anyway.)

    Butt-chugging just has NO STYLE whatsoever. Although there is evidence to support the theory that most Americans view style in a similar light as clubbing.

    NOW THAT I HAVE SPENT A LENGTHY POST ELABORTATING ON IT; LET ME JUST SAY I KNOW THIS IS LIKELY A FAKE CRAZE. Still, when something caters to your prejudices, you like to take it at face value.
     
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    What would happen if I just put my penis in a glass of wodka?
     
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    Stomach acids a Barrier? no, stomach mucus is.

    and breathalyzers work by detecting alcohol IN YOUR BREATH which seeps into the air of your lungs via the blood vessels in your lungs.
    so again, why are they getting their facts wrong?
    Still, i never thought of alcohol enema's but whoever did, was probably wasted.

    THERE IS SUCH A THING AS HOT COFFEE ENEMA'S

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_enema
     
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    If you wanna get your cock shitfaced, then just stick it up the pooper of someone who has diarrhea.
     
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    Used to have them, until....?
     
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    I dunno, i think it was up until he started doing that extreme reality TV show.
     
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    Only because it hasn't been properly marketed. I plan on changing that with the introduction of a Scorpion-Bowl enema, or Scorpienema. It will be funneled from a modified tiki bowl with a two stage deployment and use fireproof tubing so the 151 stays lit on its way to your tuchus.