JAY INC. PRESENTS: BEAT THE MEAT

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  1. VROOMIE JAY

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    TO GET DOWN WITH THE BEAT

    YOU GOTTA TOUCH MY MEAT

    JACK ME OFF HARD BABY

    A BLOWJOB, MAYBE

    THIS IS JUST A SHORT RAP BECAUSE I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS RECENTLY FROM DUMB WHITE PEOPLE SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE BITCHING AT ME ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED "CREDIT CARDS" AND "DEBT" AND THEY TRIED TO TAKE AWAY MY MY LITTLE PONY DVD SET- OOPS, I MEAN, UHUH, HARDCORE GANGSTA RAP COLLECTION.
    I APPRECIATE ALL MY FANS AND I HOPE ONE DAY, YOU CAN BE AS GREAT AS VROOMIEJAY, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY!
     
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    rap is for gays and niggers
    you should play guitar instead
     
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    don't diss him, he's under a lot of STRESS from pesky debt collectors
     
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    Niggers created guitar .
     
  6. guitarmaster

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    fuck him rapping on the internet takes no skill,do you know how many rhyming webistes there are?
    the guitar takes years to master
     
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    les paul created gibson-a white man
    leo fender created fender-a white man
     
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    well at least he has sex and you dont
     
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    This thread needs more piano.
     
  10. guitarmaster

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    i get pussy all the time,ladies love a man with a wangcaster
     
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    Took the design from African/ middle eastern instruments.
     
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    nobody wants to fuck a weirdo who pretends to own guitars he doesn't
     
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    Fuck you bitch Dean all the way
     
  14. guitarmaster

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    no they didnt actually,those were the first electric guitars ever,i do also beleive that the lute was invinted by a white man and so was the theorbo
     
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  16. lulzbomb

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    Sitars sound better .
     
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    fuck you you stupid comic making nigger
    the dancing turd sucks dick
     
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    sitars are for fucking fags
     
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    dont you diss the terrible comic s4 is trying to force down everyone's throat

    you guitar fucker

    you came onto your guitar and painted it white so your dad wouldn't see the cum
     
  20. guitarmaster

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    i cleaned the cum off with a wet rag you fagit
    the terrible comic s4 is trying to force down everyone's throat is the most terrible comic ive ever read,its shit
     
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    They can reach both higher ,and lower note values than a guitar . More strings for the win.
     
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    Pay no mind to that wannabe trolling guitarfag.
     
  23. guitarmaster

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    they look stupid as shit and they are for fags
     
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    I bet I can prove you wrong . Look up "2kinds"
     
  25. guitarmaster

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    no
     
  26. lulzbomb

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    Thats nice dear.
     
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    wait, so you admit to ejaculating on your guitar?

    jesus christ are you some sort of sex offender?
     
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    a guitar is a very sexy instrument there is nothing wrong with it
     
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  30. rst8

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    i like this guitar guy