Japan makes the #1 super computer in the world

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  1. Voodeuxfy

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    Looks like Japan will be pumping out moar tentacle porn and yaoi than ever before.

    Japan Pushes World’s Fastest Computer Past 10 Petaflop Barrier
     
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    This kinda makes me wonder whether any supercomputers are available commercially. Especially since November is here and all I got is a shitty laptop. Anyway, good for the japanese, I bet you can play some good COWADOOTY on that thing.
     
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    That picture is the U.S. Air Force's PS3 computer.
     
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    Plus this record is broken all the time. Lat year it was here in Tennessee. Then it was in China. Now Japan. This shit switches hands all the time. The sad part is the computer doesn't do anything other than increase the country's e-peen. It literally only exists for bragging rights.
     
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    I mean hell, these things could be used for mapping DNA sequences and finding cures for cancer and shit, but instead they're used for playground "mine's better" antics.
     
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    I know, I just needed a super computer picture with a screen in it so I could shoop some hentai on it.
     
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    I expect 40 billion hentai titles out by December, Japan, or I will be dissapoint.
    But yes, it's sad to think that it's only use will be for bragging rights as opposed to running any useful program or algorithms. Shit, if it DOES do what it could, I'm afraid the heat from the processors would just flash fry (tempura-ize) all the Japs in the room.
     
  8. Lucky

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    Next week, Norway makes the world's most powerful computer. It can download all the porn on the internet at the same time.

    Seriously. that would at least be somewhat useful.
     
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    IBM won't be happy.
     
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    Yes but can I play Solitaire on it?
     
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    Minesweeper.
     
  12. Lucky

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    BUT CAN IT RUN CRYSIS 2 ON ULTRA??
     
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    It's a machine, mang. It's not God.
     
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    It will be used to make the next HDR augmented reality realtime 3d tentacle japanese JAV, so immersive that you actually feel the tentacles raping you

    Miyabi included