Jailhouse Rock: Elvis Gets Tazed

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    An Elvis impersonator named Micky King (Powerword: Michael Wayne Reed), rather than deal with a minor harassment charge, logically decided to shoot at cops with a shotgun when they came to his house with the warrant/to settle a dispute with his girlfriend. Seems like a stand-up guy to me. This resulted in 31 hours of Elvis and the cops staring at each other through window slats while jerking off.​
    The officers, trained for such situations, devised a highly-sophisticated and intricate plan to get him to come outside: offer him a smoke.​
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    The professionals hard at work.
    What a faggot.

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    A video of his impersonations:



    I think he's even fatter than Elvis was before he croaked on the can.
     
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    I'm not surprised. The Kings are the biggest pussies in the Wasteland.
     
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    Be a fun story to tell friends from that point on...

    "Have I ever told you about the time I tazed Elvis?"
     
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    Wasn't an Elvis impersonator too the guy who tried to poison Obama with ricin?
     
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