An Elvis impersonator named Micky King (Powerword: Michael Wayne Reed), rather than deal with a minor harassment charge, logically decided to shoot at cops with a shotgun when they came to his house with the warrant/to settle a dispute with his girlfriend. Seems like a stand-up guy to me. This resulted in 31 hours of Elvis and the cops staring at each other through window slats while jerking off. The officers, trained for such situations, devised a highly-sophisticated and intricate plan to get him to come outside: offer him a smoke. The professionals hard at work. What a faggot. Sauce A video of his impersonations: I think he's even fatter than Elvis was before he croaked on the can.