Jail for me

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by skylerconcarne, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. skylerconcarne

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    I'm probably going to jail today. I'm aware no one cares. That's why this is on shitpost. Laterz.
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    see you in the showers!
     
  3. endsenten

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    Have fun with Bubba.
     
  4. skylerconcarne

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    I'm young, relatively big, and full of rage. I'll be fine.
     
  5. Atomic_Joe

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    There is ALWAYS a bigger fish.
     
  6. skylerconcarne

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    True, but this fish is willing to do life if anyone touches me. It's not like I have much out here. You people are the closest thing I have to friends at the moment.
     
  7. endsenten

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    What did you do, OP?
    Hope it's not too late to ask...
     
  8. oddguy

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    How long,what for ?
    Just curious.
     
  9. Fumo161

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    Don't drop soap.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Fixed.

    >49 posts
     
  11. zaiger

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  12. skylerconcarne

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    Possession of marijuana. Less than a gram. 10 months of probation and today was the first time I had to drop. I quit about 3 weeks ago. The cocksucker said I was negative but not as negative as I should've been. Weed is my pursuit of happiness, but constitutional rights aren't too much any more.
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    What does that mean, exactly?
     
  14. skylerconcarne

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    That's what I was thinking too. Probation officers are a faggoty bunch. I don't know the specifics but I saw the test right after and he said I failed then after waiting over an hour he spewed out that bullshit.
     
  15. Dancingfatkid

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    If you are dead fucking serious, good luck to you. I've always wondered how an EDiot would do in jail.
     
  16. skylerconcarne

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    I'm in the clear now. I just need to stay clean. If I was lying I'd have something better than possession.
     
  17. zaiger

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    I'm glad I live in a state where Marijuana possession under an oz is not a criminal offence.
     
  18. beefrave

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    im happy u aint in jail . now lets have some funs.
     
  19. skylerconcarne

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    We have medical in Michigan and I have heel spurs so I could have got it but hindsight is 20/20. At least I learned not to bring weed when going to bang college girls 100 miles away.
     
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  21. Rock

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  22. MrGask

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    Jail is really not that scary once you been there. Prison is another matter.
     
  23. zaiger

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    It is way more boring than it is scary.
     
  24. Helix

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    You could be like Sean Connery in the Rock and read a shit ton of books, get smarter than an Asian by the time you're free.
     
  25. skylerconcarne

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    I was under the impression that they took the books away. And you're right zaiger, I was in holding for a couple of hours and if I wasn't so bald I'd have been pulling my hair out.
     
  26. Fumo161

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    You have committed crimes against Michigan and her people.
    What say you in your defense?
     
  27. skylerconcarne

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    I did it for the lulz.
     
  28. Rock

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  29. ExplosiveDiareah

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    You don't need weed, you need Cigarsex.
     
  30. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Lol you're such a pussy both for getting caught for such a small amount, and actually getting anything more than a warning for it. I'm in a state where that amount is a TICKET, the cops can't even ARREST you for it anymore.