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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by skylerconcarne, Dec 7, 2011.
I'm probably going to jail today. I'm aware no one cares. That's why this is on shitpost. Laterz.
see you in the showers!
Have fun with Bubba.
I'm young, relatively big, and full of rage. I'll be fine.
There is ALWAYS a bigger fish.
True, but this fish is willing to do life if anyone touches me. It's not like I have much out here. You people are the closest thing I have to friends at the moment.
What did you do, OP?
Hope it's not too late to ask...
How long,what for ?
Don't drop soap.
I'm not sure who you are, but good luck. Buy lots of ramen, rice and cheese from the commissary and cook it all together in a trashbag, it's really good.
Possession of marijuana. Less than a gram. 10 months of probation and today was the first time I had to drop. I quit about 3 weeks ago. The cocksucker said I was negative but not as negative as I should've been. Weed is my pursuit of happiness, but constitutional rights aren't too much any more.
What does that mean, exactly?
That's what I was thinking too. Probation officers are a faggoty bunch. I don't know the specifics but I saw the test right after and he said I failed then after waiting over an hour he spewed out that bullshit.
If you are dead fucking serious, good luck to you. I've always wondered how an EDiot would do in jail.
I'm in the clear now. I just need to stay clean. If I was lying I'd have something better than possession.
I'm glad I live in a state where Marijuana possession under an oz is not a criminal offence.
im happy u aint in jail . now lets have some funs.
We have medical in Michigan and I have heel spurs so I could have got it but hindsight is 20/20. At least I learned not to bring weed when going to bang college girls 100 miles away.
FUN FUN FUN FUN
Jail is really not that scary once you been there. Prison is another matter.
It is way more boring than it is scary.
You could be like Sean Connery in the Rock and read a shit ton of books, get smarter than an Asian by the time you're free.
I was under the impression that they took the books away. And you're right zaiger, I was in holding for a couple of hours and if I wasn't so bald I'd have been pulling my hair out.
You have committed crimes against Michigan and her people.
What say you in your defense?
I did it for the lulz.
enjoy your pruno
You don't need weed, you need Cigarsex.
Lol you're such a pussy both for getting caught for such a small amount, and actually getting anything more than a warning for it. I'm in a state where that amount is a TICKET, the cops can't even ARREST you for it anymore.