Jack and Coke = A Match Made in Heaven

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  1. Negi Springfield

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    I am trying it for the "first" time.

    Pretty good so far, so expect further degredation in my posts as I drink more.
     
  2. Lucky

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    You dumb shit it's not even noon yet. What the fuck are you doing nigger?
     
  3. Negi Springfield

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    It's nearly 12 where I am.

    Who the fuck you calling a nigger?
     
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    I'm guessing you're drinking alone? If that's the case I regretfully have to inform you that you are indeed doing it wrong. But, nonetheless, have fun.
     
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    Yeah, I'm drinking alone if you mean having more people of the legal drinking age with me.

    I'm on IRC and that might make me even more so "alone".

    Like forever alone. ;_;

    I'll have fun for sure.
     
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    What the holy swinging ballbag? I haven't even started drinking yet, and I'm a mess of a human being.

    You've got a problem, Negi.
     
  7. Negi Springfield

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    LOL

    Tell me when an acceptable time to be drunk is, from your perspective.
     
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    THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM.

    Almost 12 =/= 12. Nigger.
     
  9. Negi Springfield

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    Ten minutes to 12, motherfucker.

    Fucking lecture me more, Dad.
     
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    I wake up at 6 every morning, and I generally don't like drinking before 10 am. It's 8:50 here now. You are going to turn into DAN.
     
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    Oh. My. God. You're right. Negi, for the love of god don't be a dan.
     
  12. Negi Springfield

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    I don't follow you on what this means.

    Dan?

    I know he was on old EDF, but what did he do?
     
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    ...How in the fuck do you not know all the shit dan pulled? You were on IRC constantly.
     
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    ...he woke up every morning and IMMEDIATELY began drinking Budweiser and stroking his dick to the New York Yankees...

    IS THAT THE KIND OF FUTURE YOU WANT?!?!?!?
     
  16. Negi Springfield

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    Yeah, now it comes back to me in little bits and pieces.

    I probably won't ever end up like that bitter old wrinkly fuck.
     
  17. Negi Springfield

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    I think baseball sucks and so does beer.

    I think I'll never end up like Dan ever.
     
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    Yet, you're starting on the hard liquor in the a.m.
     
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    Your point is?

    Hard liquor isn't really hard when you've doused it in almost a whole 20 oz. bottle of Coke.
     
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    You're trying to reason with me about drinking hard liquor in the a.m. It's a losing battle dude.
     
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    Dude, whiskey in the morning? You're right, you won't up like dan, you'll end up like Chris Farley.

    You are playing a dangerous game, friend-o.
     
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    IT'S BECAUSE WE CARE
     
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    I would recommend you shoot heroin first thing in the morning before I would recommend waking up and drinking JD.
     
  24. Negi Springfield

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    JD is easier to get.
     
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    damn JD in the noontime? i dont know whether to feel impressed or pity you. im leaning more towards impressed.
     
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    For fucks' sake, at least do it RIGHT and drink Bloody Mary's in the morning so you don't look like a fuckin' n00b.
     
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    bloody marys in the noontime??

    never.
     
  28. Lucky

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    The scary thing is Negi has the potential to be a worse dan than dan ever was.
    Just put down the bottle for fuck's sake.
     
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    No, in the morning.
     
  30. Negi Springfield

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    Relax.

    It was a tiny plastic bottle like the ones you get on an airplane.