I've nearly surpassed Emily

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Seku, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Seku

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    Just 50 more posts, and I will have the second highest post count on edf2 (zaiger won't ever go to sleep). I like beating people at things, and since I fail at life and everything, I care about this more than I care about how the upper-middle class asians up the street think of me.

    I'm so happy right now, taking advantage of a young girl while she sleeps thousands of miles away. It makes my dick twitch just thinking about how it'll feel to finish without her even knowing.

    That was intended to be sexual.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    You need help, bro. Nobody in their right mind cares what Asians think. Especially Americans.
     
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    i dnt giv a fuk
     
  4. Seku

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    Have you ever been talked about behind your back by a well-to-do asian family of four? They pick about every detail, and then act so nice when they come to your door to ask you to go on their expensive fishing trips, and then you say "No, I don't fish." and they're like "You come for the food!" and I'm all like "I'm vegetarian", and they're like "Oh, okay, tell your brother, and I shout as they're leaving "I don't have a brother!", but they don't respond, they just giggle and say stuff in ching chong.
     
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    You should be proud of all your terrible posts.
     
  6. Seku

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    thx d00d
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    Oh no, not that! Anything but that! It sounds terrible. You should write a book about your traumatic experiences.
     
  8. Seku

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    Thank you for understanding. I've had to live with it for two years, and I think it's time the world knew about how destructive rich asians can be to one's self-esteem.
     
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    Do you need a tissue?
     
  10. Seku

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    Please. Only Puff's Plus, though, it doesn't irritate by skin, unlike the leading lotion tissue brand.