ITT: We celebrate all the great things about Asia and Asians.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    What country is the execution picture from?
     
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    Good God, that last photograph was just terrible.

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    I believe it's China.

    It could be North Korea or Vietnam for all I know. They all look alike. The uniforms, I mean.
     
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    I know, right? I mean he doesn't even need to aim down the sight at that range. WTF?
     
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    Asians aren't so great.
    In my army man game, where I chop up, reassemble, and paint army men, I don't even include an Asian-themed army. Sure, there are "yellow mutants," but they are more like harlequin babies in adult form than asians.
    The most Asiatic army in my game is perhaps the blue-hued forces of the betentacled armies of the Xananites, who hail from far off, and Eastern, Xanadu; who worship what amounts to a flying Buddha-like amalgamation of ooze and machine. Xanadu, like that described in Coleridge's poem, and less like the actual kingly summer estate, is rife with mutation and strange, beautiful fruit - including the Xananite forces themselves.

    But, despite being from the far East, I have not fully included any Asian-themed armies into my awesome homemade story or game. Because, really, a chink is not so great. This proves it. (It can't be proven wrong.)

    "we're only vaguely Asiatic!"
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    my BF Ryan, who agrees.
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    Your BF looks like a fucking hipster.
     
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    This Asian kid in my English class talked about his memoir, and in it he told us about how he had no friends in Middle School, then became friends with a black girl (Stereotypical loud, obnoxious nigra), and how friendly and nice they were to him, compared to the cold cold Asian culture, then talked about how when he had to leave he was so upset, then he started to cry and he had to be taken to the bathroom before he was able to come back to class.
    He's really nice, but it was such a lulzy story. All the Asians in my class looked at him with surprised looks.
     
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    Asia's greatest contributions are these:
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    For the most part, I hate all things Asian... BUT...

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    Oh God, i fucking love egg rolls.

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    Heh, you know EXACTLY why I love these.
     
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    OH JAPAN, SO YOU CRAZY!
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    "Anything the Japanese can do we can do to!"
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    NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!
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    Please mods, I would really appreciate it if you destroyed this thread.
     
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    You say that about every other thread...
    Has this ever actually worked ?
     
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    no, because no one listens to PerpetuallyAroused
     
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    you have no faith and no purity.
     
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    Hahahaha. Really? How do you know?

    Back-seat moderating will get you nowhere. Actually, I'd be more than happy to delete every single one of your posts, if that's what you want.
     
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    you have no faith and no purity, you hardly mod, you spend all your time boong-petrolling.
     
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    That's beside the point.
     
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