ITT: Thing a Nigger Would Never Say

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  1. Hugh Jass

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    I'll start:

    'ask'
    "No ma'am, I would not like some KFC."
    "I'm so glad to hear you are pregnant. I am looking forward to raising this child with you."
    "Sun's going down, I'd better drink water like a fucking normal person."
    "What is this 'malt liquor' you speak of, sir?"
     
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    I think you mean "Sun's going up."
     
  3. Hugh Jass

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    I probably did. There's no telling.
     
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    Oh look another racist thread:rolleyes:
     
  7. Hugh Jass

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    Glorious.
     
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    Yes I smoke, but I don't smoke Newports. I smoke Marlbro reds.
     
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    any normal, complete, English sentence.
     
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    "I'm a vegetarian who hates KFC and would rather stick to my own women rather than going interracial with whites"
     
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    I will pay for child support.
     
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    Hello.

    Please.

    Thank you.

    I'm guilty of the crime I committed, officer.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Not all white people are racist, its not fair to blame them all for slavery, as only a fraction of them were slave owners and most of the Caucasians were slaves themselves.
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    BANNED LOL

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    I've been vegetarian for over a year.
     
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    here is the 200 dollars i owe you for child support
     
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