ITT: Tell us the last (or favorite) thing you baked....

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  1. umkemesik

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    Ok,

    I'm no Chef Boyardee but sometimes I love me to cook some num nums. Tonight I made delicious Butt-hurt Milk Bread:

    2012-09-26 21.25.28.

    Now that's perfect, and only my first time baking bread. Only one problem, I did not have anything to go with it. I did not defrost one of the 20 Steaks I had in the fridge so I ran to my local Jewel (Grocery Chain) but it was too late - they threw out all the fucking Chicken.

    Did I disrepair? Fuck no, I went Boston and grabbed me some clam chowder. This is the result:

    2012-09-26 22.13.34.


    Fucking win. So it got me thinking, do we have any other ammeter cooks?

    ITT: Tell us the last/favorite thing you baked.
     
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    why do you hate the foodz & booze forum?
     
  3. umkemesik

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    Oh Shi - sorry. I only been to four forums on this site.

    Edit: Also I was expecting people to post their drug baking.
     
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    Keep your soft ass fail-loaf and Zaiger jiz outta Hard Gay.
    @oddguy Please move this thread before some one gets botulism.
     
  5. Stephen

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    No one here bakes because we are not women.
     
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    I went to BCT, why would I masturbate to them when I can just stick my cock into one?
     
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    Peanut butter cookies baked with liquid K2 was my favorite.
     
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    Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing (made at home in the shaker bottle with mayonnaise, not bottled) with liquid LSD, liquid K2, crushed codeine tablets, hashish oil or liquid kratom is good too.
     
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    lol i might try that... never got high off a salad before.
     
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    It works for me, I had some romaine lettuce leaves and chopped cucumbers with codeine salad dressing earlier.
     
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    who the fuck knows how to bake except for mom's and lunch ladies...
     
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    Sicilian Orange cake, it was nice too.
     
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    Muffins, just muffins.

    What the fuck did you expect?
     
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    Cornbread. I usually make it from scratch or from a box of Jiffy. So fuggin good with butter while still warm.
     
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    The last thing I baked, other than things I'm not willing to list, was a chocolate mud cake. It's also my favourite cake to make. Four months before that, I made choc-chip muffins.
     
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    But from a tossed salad? eh? eh?

    How it was Bubba's taste? Tell us, pls