ITT: Let's write a gay Porno about zaiger!

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  1. Explodingpiglets

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    T4R. Let's write a gay porno about zaiger!

    Zaiger was very very lonely. He lived in his apartment all by himself. No girlfriend, no boyfriend, not even a room mate. His life was sad and boring. The only family he had were his biological parents and Encyclopedia Dramatica. But he wanted somebody to love. He wanted somebody to share his life with. Zaiger sat at his computer, monitoring the IRC channel and sighed. All of a sudden, he heard a knock at the door. He wondered "Who in the hell could that be?" So went over to the door and opened it. Standing on the doorstep was....
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    me casey anthony
     
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    It was a really sexy looking pizza guy, delivering Zaiger's meat lovers pizza.
     
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    I said a gay porno. :/
     
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    Zaiger walked over to the delivery boy and smiled...
     
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    The delivery boy smiles nervously and gives Zaiger his WET, MEATY PIZZA and tries running away without asking for pay.
    But Zaiger grabs him by the shoulder...
     
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    Hello Xero, I didn't know you were the pizza delivery boy!" Zaiger said. "eep!" Xero squeaked. "Why don't you come in and we can both have our pizza together? Zaiger cooed.
     
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    "I can't, Zaiger. If I don't go back to Pizza Cunt my boss Mr.Midget Niggerfuck will fire me" Xero disagreed.
     
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    "But Xero....I've been so alone....please....stay with me." Zaiger pleaded while stroking Xero's arm. "I....I can't.....I....ooooo" Xero moaned softly as zaiger's arm glided slowly down his arm and down his waist and thighs. "well......ok fine...."
     
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    Xero didn't know why, but he had suddenly broken into a cold sweat. His mind racing, it suddenly plucked a random image from the recesses of his memory: That of lion stalking a young and defenseless antelope in the African Savannah. The image lasted nano second, and he had no time to think about its meaning before social decorum demanded that he respond to Zaiger. "S-s-ure" He said almost under his breath. Why am I stuttering he thought.

    Zaiger, a predatory grin showing all his teeth, closed the door behind Xero, who had just crossed his rubicon
     
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    Xero began shaking as he walked into zaiger's living room and sat on his couch.
     
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    Zaiger gets out a thick slice of pizza, and sucks it right off. The feeling of the delicious sausage and the thick gooey white cheese is sensational.
    "You want some?"- He asked Xero
     
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    Xero hesitated, then he took one piece and nibbled it shyly. Zaiger grinned at him and said "Has anybody told you that you are cute when you are embarrassed?" Xero stopped nibbling and blushed hotly "Um...n-no." "Well, you are VERY cute....especially when you blush, just like you are doing right now. Zaiger stood up, walked over to Xero and sat next to him. He leaned over and nibbled on Xero's ear. Xero couldn't move, he didn't know what to do, this was all so strange. Before he could do or say anything, Zaiger pulled him into a kiss...
     
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    Zaiger hands roved around the small of Xero back, then up to his hair and got a double knot-full, turning Xero into his dick puppet with pony tails and he was putting on a little play
     
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    Dammit! You are replying to the old post, I edited it!
     
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    i liked the old post better because it had more assplay
     
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    WOAH WOAH MAN, DON'T RUSH IT
     
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    that little fucknugget edited his post that made the transition to fucking
     
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    Just follow my lead, trust me. ;)
     
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    Start again from here :)
     
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    ok fine lets get back on track
    ill carry one where exploding fuckneggets edited
    "Xero was shocked at zaigers odd sexual hunger towards him,but oddly enough he did not struggle to get free of his grasp."
     
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    Their tongues entwined and Xero pulled zaiger towards him. He felt Zaiger's hands sliding down his pants, he felt his finger wiggle its way into his tailhole and tickle his prostate. Xero was hard, he hadn't felt this way since preschool.
     
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    xero now felt zaigers massive cock sliding against his leg,taunting him. he knew what has about to transpire
     
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    "Before xero could think of a way to escape,zaiger had slithered out of his pants,and had ripped his own straight off of his legs.Xero's white,pale,skinny legs both excited and disgusted zaiger at the same time.He quickly jumped on him"
     
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    He quickly jumped on him... throbbing inside, just like the fleshy beast he had moments ago unsheathed, Zaiger mounted his lover. "Gaze in to my eyes", he drawled, as the lust took hold. Panting and sweaty, he straddled his new conquest. "Do you like anime?".
     
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    xero closed his eyes, he tried to think happy thoughts, but all he could think of was zaiger's foot-long golden extension in his asshole. "I love anime" he uttered.
     
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    Cock pulsing like a futuristic laser pistol, Zaiger hesitated. "What?" he gasped. All thoughts of a good boning shattered by this horrific revelaion...
     
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