ITT Atomic_Joe composes poetry about cats.

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    You heard me motherfucker, get to work.
     
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    Cats are fuckin selfish animals.....writing poems for them is a waste
     
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    Joe would never disgrace himself like that.
     
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    joe doesn't like cats....
    i see no reason for him to write about them.
     
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    He writes about his hate for them.
     
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    i don't think he would waste his time on something that displeases him.
     
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    I hate the feline.

    They are selfish little shits.

    They die and I cum.
     
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    damn joe.....
    i told them you wouldn't wait your time &
    you're fucking writing haikus about it.

    you disappoint me.
     
  10. Atomic_Joe

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    don't make me slap that big fake smile off your face.....
    GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!
     
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    AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

    AJ- you're a doody head!
     
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    Joe wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

    Then he trips over a cat.
     
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    Yes, I hate these cats

    They are a pain in the ass

    Yet, they are tasty
     
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    That's not the correct haiku format. you nigger.
     
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    I don't give to fucks about haiku format.
    I like the fact you trip over cats.
     
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    I see you are mad.

    It is so unusual.

    Why you so mad, bro?
     
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    You fall over cats.

    ODB loved his felines.

    I miss him dearly.
     
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    Also you are a buttmuncher Joe.
     
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    you all talk in haiku's

    although they're quite bad

    oddguy will be jelly
     
  27. Lucky

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    You are using the possesive form of haiku instead of the plural.
    I think the plural form of haiku is haiku though.
     
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    The art of haiku

    Is only for the best men

    Not for baby men
     
  29. Lucky

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    I LOVE THIS DOCTOR

    WHO SEND BABY TO FIGHT ME?

    RATATATATA.
     
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    Dah, dis is good day

    NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!

    OH HA HA HA HA!