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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by oddguy, Dec 26, 2011.
Any suggestions ?
What do you faggots do on your free time ?
fap. play games. sleep. sometimes fix ED.
oh and program.
fix ED- nigga,have you seen my grammar ?
program- actually i have been thinking of learning some programing... i'm too lazy and poor to go to real school.
I play counter strike online.. massive quantity of lulz ensured, programming is shit for retard. I also watch movies (by Lynch and Polanski, crazy bastards), read books or dunno.. try to understand how things work to brag then with friends acting like I know the fuck i'm talking about
Have you considered joining Hamas, they seem to be always having fun in you neck of the woods.
I can spend hours watching videos of people poppings zits.
read, further my work based knowledge, make sock monkeys, annoy the dog, , im not very creative, thinking about starting karate though
My favorite hobbies are getting drunk and banging sluts.
Stop being Oddguy. You're in a permanent state of discontent. It's depressing.
Learn to do Jewish dances
program. (still learning)
sleep. (I never get enough sleep.)
read. (I'm currently reading The Great Gatsby out of class, but Their Eyes Were Watching God in class.)
game. (I'm beating Mother 3 on my iPod's Gameboy emulator, and I've been playing Katawa Shoujo.)
review. (I'm hoping to take one of the hardest math classes in my high school and you need to know Algebra I, II, Trig, and Geometry like the back of your hand so you don't fall behind.)
watch movies/anime. (I was about to finish Trinity Blood, but I fell behind, and I have a huuuge backlog of movies to watch.)
Um. yeah. That's about it.
What a fucking surprise.
Mr Hook Nose wants something cheap.
Way to reinforce the stereotype, you fucking Jew.
I'd recommend heading down to your local Kosher bakery and (when they're not looking) throw a doll into one of their ovens. Then start screaming about how they're all Nazis and bread makes you fat.
That is the best advice in this thread.
I think I found my next sig.
Could always try turtle ranchin'. Nothins more satisfying than watching tens of turtles fuck in your yard.
The noise must be unbearable
"HURRR HURRR HURRRR HURRRR HURRR"
Open this up in 10-15 separate windows, hit play few seconds apart from each other starting at 15 secs., grab a glass of red wine and enjoy.
You're in the middle east right? Find some awesome hashish
You worry me mate.
Download crack and install 3d design program. Only one step above minecraft arcitecture. Begeting feels good man. Better then putting your dick in some hoe to get the same sensation. You could also explore abandoned buildings, take photos, fight the homeless that reside inside. Make the delapitated place your hangout maybe get a following. If your under 30 and not terribly creepy you HS kids might go there to do drugs if you clean the place up enough.
If you don't think that'd be hilarious then there's something wrong with you.
1. Draw comic strips among other things (It's Bill Waterson inspiration thing)
2. Animate poorly-drawn videos (I'm so poor, I still got my DSi with the shitty Flipnote Studio)
3. Read philosophy, theology and apologetics (AKA wasting time on fairy tales)
4. Write reviews (Not the Flipnote ones anymore, I just review and talk shit about movies, events, music, ideologies, my best friend's junk, etc.)
5. Fap (Cause Imma hypocrite)
6. Games (Barely, though. Nintendo isn't feeding me enough cheap shit these days.)
7. Cartoons (Not that weaboo crap [Though, a diehard Miyazaki fan and some few exceptions])
8. Internet (ITS LIKE CRACK OR SOMETHING)
I spend hours on this site
Make some YTPs!!!
Listen to some radio plays, especially detective stories. Get on a trolley and sojourn through town. Go to church and listen to the reverend. Bet on some horse races, help around your community. Learn the twist, or the electric boogaloo. Go to an arts and craft course, read some poetry, read a book, replace all the lead pipes in your house. Cooperate with the Good Ol'American Government, report some communist activity to HUAC, in Congress.
I kind of like this. Build a following, then go fuck shit up. But I wouldn't mess with the homeless; if one of them stabbed you with a poop shank, your blood would be black within 48 hours.
Watch anime, stare in despair at humanity, live in fear of it.