It's Party Time

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Vheer, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Vheer

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    My birthday is less than 2 months away. I need to start planning now. I have no friends and I don't have a fake ID so I can't get into anything 21+. Tell me what to do... and no I won't kill myself.
     
  2. Ronny

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    For starters post some tits
     
  3. SomeIdiot

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  4. MrGask

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    If you don't have any friends to invite, why does it take 2 months to plan?
    That way you can be bored together!
     
  5. oddguy

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  6. umkemesik

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    This is what you do;

    (1) Send me n00ds at: suadeanim@yahoo.com (fake email address I use for trolling/spam)

    (2) If I think you are doable (at least a five) then we meet half way to have surprise sex.

    (3) If, however you are fat too fat and unattractive a bag over your head wouldn't work then spend your birthday like id do. Treat it as any other fucking day of the week because it is. Why is this made up day special? Because the Earth is NEAR the same orbit as when you came out of your Mother's vage? I think not.

    Really though, aside from masturbating I find Chunky Cheese, (lol Showbiz Pizza) Dave and Busters for good underage times. The Playground is also good for under 18 action, but the other day the Po Po came out there and wanted to know what I was doing parked in my van watching kids. So now I bring meh cousin with me.
     
  7. Funky man

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    fUNky MMan <3 2 pAR~TAY !
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    @Vheer how much money can you waste?
     
  9. Bottom Feeder

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  10. skylerconcarne

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    Kill yourself.
     
  11. I_Cant

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    masturbate all day while crying.
     
  12. MrGask

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  13. Ronny

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    Make some nasty stuff with your holes, maybe let your parents help you and then post the results here
     
  14. I_Cant

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    record yourself shoving random shit up your ass.
     
  15. h00t

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    bunny ranch ,kat farm or slaughter house, seen on tv they let you do stuff for money ,so 2 months = loads time to save your paper round earnings up