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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Jazeps, Oct 2, 2011.
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Fuk thsi, im nawt goeng tu sileburaight Hulouin wen nobuty con spil et.
Oh, look. It's Jazeps.
do we HAVE to look?
You have no idea how long I've waited to use this as a proper response.
I think I'm gonna throw a Halloween party.
Should find people to invite tough.
glad to help you out....
the only problem is when i look @ him
my eyes get all itchy & watery....
i think i'm allergic.
It's called "love". Just go with it. Let him be on you.
ewwww.... i might get crabs or AIDS or something dreadful...
you go first.
if you make it, then i will know it's safe.
Where I live in Salem Massachusetts is like the Halloween capital of the world. Sooooo many people come from all over the place, it's crazy and also pretty awesome.
We also have a creepy a fuck statue of Samantha Montgomery from Bewitched right downtown, you jelly?
Last halloween my brother was answering the door while playing the theme for Dante's Inferno(the video game).He turned off the lights to get an eerie atmosphere and while the trick or trickers were admiring the awesome halloween decoration, I was on the second floor. With a hose and an open window waiting to get them wet in the cold winter.
If Joe goes first, it may well have been safe... but for sure won't be when he's done.
I want to go as the Westboro Baptist Church this year; but no one else is on board
but he said no... and he can't be bribed easily.
The man does love sloppy seconds more than anybody else, that I'll concede. But, I'm sure if you told him that a team of hard cumming frat boys went before him (even if it's not true) he'd jump at the chance.
But, for this reason alone, never go after Joe. Or, as well call him here on base, "the Deadliest Catch."
idk what to be for halloween this year
Hey that's the bewitched statue lol. I live like 6 blocks from there.
Also is that a guy? I think I see some pretty hefty ass hair going on there.
If you live near me I would totally be on board to go as WBC with GOD HATES WITCHES signs to troll all the locals (There are probably more Wiccans here than anywhere else in the US). The highschool football team here is named the Salem Witches. Imagine the confusion the players must feel over that.
Wiccans have probably never watched Hocus Pocus.
Lol, if you can manage to recruit some more people, then I'm in! But what should we do about the iconic signs?
I fucking hate Wiccans even more than I hate furries. I remember being 11, on my way down to LA on a summer holiday with my folks when we stopped off in Bend, Oregon, to check out the driftwood beaches. On the pier was a closed down "witches shack," which I thought was cool - but on the window was this fucking two page rant about how the "witch" was closing down her shop for a week to protest the local community treating her bad. She went on to stress that she was a GOOD witch - a white witch, and that all the spells she totally and for real would cast were light and healing spells. But then she finished with a threat to disrupt the lobster fishing along the pier in revenge, and would be weaving this spell over the week that she was closed.
It was then I got the feeling that not all witches were inherently cool; that some were actually really fucking stupid. This notion continues to persist even to this day, where I hate them more and more. Some day I'd like to punch a female witch right in her face, and her faggy, emasculated husband-familiar as well - right in this eunuch .
They've got some major delusions about persecution. Like there had been any paganism on the American continent to even get persecuted. It is by far the most white trash of all religions. It leaves the Baptists in the shower. But I've got to give them credit for universally loving Motörhead. I remember going to the bar one fine Sunday morning and some wasted old fucks took a liking to me and my friends. They gave some very good advice about setting irresponsible fires. One thing on my bucket list is to soak some throw pillows in gasoline, stuff them in a paint can, seal it with plaster, and then toss it in the bonfire.
That's my ass, jerk. I was a ballerina on her first period.
Hahahahaha oh shit that's too funny. I didn't know you were from around here.
Both emasculating and implies that they're about to get burnt. Or is there something else that I'm missing?
I keep telling you: too many fucking New Englanders.
Know what i'll be doing for Halloween?
Fck vwls nvr sng thm gn