It's my motherfuckin' birthday

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  1. Helix

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    Buy me a present or I'll cut you
     
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  3. TheDude2894

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  4. Helix

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  5. CallMeMaggot

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    Here, take:

    1085-4.
     
  6. LoverBoy1997

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    Fuck that, you want this.
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  7. CastIronVagina

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    I bestow upon thee, FIST DILDOS[​IMG][​IMG]
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  8. TheDude2894

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    Someone doesn't appreciate a present from the heart.
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    A fucking Failoporte?

    bitch-please--1314457205-2545.

    haha
     
  10. Web v1.0

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    Here, have some pocket lint:

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  11. LoverBoy1997

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    Bitches don't know.
     
  12. m450n_yuno

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    Carechats are that way bro
     
  14. Helix

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    best birthday ever
     
  15. scumhook

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    Congratulations.

    Unfortunately, you'll still be spending the next year repeating 3rd grade. This will continue until you master MSPaint and stop inserting crayons into your rectum.
     
  16. Helix

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    I could never master MSPaint, shit's intense
     
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    happiest of days to you, helix! :hobbes:
     
  18. Ramsey Bolton

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    happy birthday Mr. Helix hope your having a great time
     
  19. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Here, I made you the cake.

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  20. TheDude2894

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    Your childhood must have been very fucked up. EDF celebrates another psychologically unstable member's special day.
     
  21. Helix

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    Are you kidding me? I've never gotten an imaginary car and fist dildos before!
     
  22. TheDude2894

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    Imaginary fist dildos!
     
  23. madh8r

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    I waited a day to post this.