ITS HALLOWEEN IN MY TIMEZONE!!!!!!

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  1. Roli137

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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Daaah.
    Go get ur candy on ur weird lil he/she animebee!!
     
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    so i went to an edm event
    did you all do anything groovy
    was anything cut, rugs or otherwise
     
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    I almost blew my hand off fiddling with fireworks. Besides that, this was my most boring Halloween.
     
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    :) Don't hold on to the things u should let go.....


    Or did the fuse go out n the it ignite?
     
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    Had a person with a hand amputation punch me in the head with their stump.
    So that was fun. Kinda?
     
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    What did that feel like? I can't imagine it being too painful.

    It went out indeed. I want to say it was out for a long time, but I don't know how long. As I was going to get it, real close to it, it just took off to manifest destiny.
     
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    Mfer had some power behind that punch, sucker punched me on the chin with an uppercut.
    Startled me but yeah wasn't painful.
     
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    im depressingly old and have no friends.

    spent the day trying to stay awake to see if anything cool would happen like a mass shooting or something.

    tried to knock myself out with beer. didnt work. wound up in some kind of non-drunk alcohol stupor.

    played "cumbersone" by seven mary three on repeat until my dick was too blistered from trying to ejaculate.

    did all this while in blackface.
     
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    @Weezus Christ BTW, if you have clinical depression then you shouldn't be consuming alcohol.
     
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    that is just sound advice
    get more exercise and sunlight
    eat well
     
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    Ate leftovers. It was bomb
     
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    everything i sad was true, but the way i said it was for comedic effect.

    i work out a lot and barely ever drink. i put on 20 lbs of muscle. fuck the sunlight though. haha
     
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    cool
    good
    i'm glad

    what's your routine bro
     
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    do stuff til my body aches and then lay around playing video games til it stops.

    nothing in particular. push ups, pull ups, hand weights and jogging.

    i also run up and down a flight of stairs roughly fifty times a day