It's Halloween and I don't give a fuck

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  1. Colonel Sanders

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  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Its Halloween and kids keep asking us for "Candy"
    HALLOWEEN IS AMERICAN (which was originally Pagan Irish)
    Why are we celebrating this shit here?

    I put a sign on the front door saying "NO CANDY HERE!!!"
    But they keep tearing it down and then asking anyway.
    Fucking fatass retards.
     
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    when they knock at your door you should politely invite them into your humble home and then...
     
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    candy? i always thought it was about exhuming graves. silly me
     
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    some kids came to my door tonight, i opened it, just stared at them for about 10 seconds wondering what the fuck was going on, then closed the door, half an hour later i realised it was 'halloween'

    fuck your murkan shit
     
  6. Colonel Sanders

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    And now it's over. :fapspin:

    But, there will be Christmas.

    Thanksgiving is endurable if you are strong and masculine, and enjoy watching pro wrestling in your underwear. Just eat at McDonalds with the homeless one night and it's fucking done.
    But Christmas is like poison gas seeping into every pore of your body for two weeks before December 25.
    You. Are. Doomed.