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  1. Roli137

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    Have a haappy weekend!
     
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  2. Sadfleck

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    It's a long weekend for Americunts too
     
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  3. Baya Rae 4900

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  4. Weezus Christ

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    what is a roli?

    like a rolo loli?

    like a negroid loli with a caramel buttplug

    oh no im making myself horny and hungry at the same time
     
  5. Halfbreed

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    Dammit. I was gonna post that.
     
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    The nightmare never ends


    i can already smell the monday's shittiness.
     
  7. jujitsu

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    WTF where did you find that?
     
  8. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Roooollllliiiiiiiii!!

    I love you u lil shitposting cuddle machine.
    @Roli137 I'm sad when you aren't around to lift me up when I'm feeling down.
    Roli Poli pudding n pie,
    With ur memes n weird word cuddles, I feel no lie,
    Just sunshine n shitposts, joy and delight
    Eases the solitude of life's nite.

    That some makes me wanna bust up a 13 year old girls braceface.
     
  9. jujitsu

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    I totally remember being 15, and girls in my age acting like I was a new cock to try. I remember a girl even telling me she was willing to buy the condoms just come over. WTF happens to woman after they turn 20?
     
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  11. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Their uterus wises up n starts telling them to make babies not fwb?

    Idk are u that hard up u can't find a last call throw to bone in the backseat of ur car?
     
  12. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Even if we bring sacrifices n libations to the shrine of the Starchy one, he is angry with us forsaking his carbohydrate ways. He will take the hand of the steak fries n mashed potatoes from us and we shall see no more his complex carbohydrate ways.

    Cry oh my people, cry to the latkas that we will again find delight in his eyes!!
     
  13. jujitsu

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    In the city sure. But i'm way to romantic. I like to be like having leg room, and the lights on for high definition detail quality viewing pleasure. Think shitbricks american pie.
     
  14. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    There's ur problem methinks..
    Romance.
    And wanting a partner you u wanna see with the lights on.

    Sounds like u have "standards." Fucking dummy.

    Maybe try dating then? Or an escort. Idk.
     
  15. jujitsu

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    Bottom line standards keep you out of jail. Paying gets me way to pissy, because they should be paying me. I do all the fucking work unless it's a quality bj. The girls I know who are DTF are to far away, and I don't have the time. My local candidates so far only teases. I'm not willing to date, because I do not kiss ass.
     
  16. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    You need to stay off of tindr and buy a Fleshlight ur local lassies is making u bitter son.

    Dating is ass kissing? News to me. Fuck that's what I was doing wrong...

    Feels on the far away part. Maybe u need a road trip.

    Or better porn.
     
  17. jujitsu

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    I need to be a porn star. Dating is ass kissing. It's pretending they're not willing to have sex by a maze of psychology. Dating is doing it wrong for finding a good woman.
     
  18. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Lol? Ok...

    How does one find a good woman? Stick your dick in it and if she sticks around n don't call the cops she's a keeper?

    I will be brutally honest, the dance of "should I should we, will we?" Of dating sucks at times. For any gender. But unless u do the arranged marriage route, that's the way works im told? Idk.

    Too complicated for me.
     
  19. jujitsu

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    Dating is redundancy. It's simple as that. If you're lucky you know how to pick em before you pick em.
     
  20. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Are you that lucky?

    Never dated much myself so can't judge.

    I just know don't go looking for love on Craigslist n don't stick ur dick in crazy.
     

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