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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Emily, Sep 30, 2011.
What would you like to confess?
They're watching. I spill no beans.
confessing embarrassing shit on EDF ?
sounds like a brilliant idea.
When I was drunk once, I pee'd myself.
I've fucked makeshift s, despite being gay.
Once when I was 13 or 14 - around that age when boys begin to get insanely horny all the time, I tried to fuck a silly putty .
As I had been packing the silly putty around the house all day, when I took it into the washroom, what came next was only natural. I pushed an indent into the glob and stuck my dick in. It hurt real bad, but I finished and came inside the putty cunt.
When I was washing it off in the sink, I turned it around to scrub the bottom and was shocked to find that, pressed on the bottom part of the glob, was an entire copy of the comic strip, the Family Circus and part of an obituary... as I had been copying newsprint shortly before.
When I was 13 or 14, I fucked a copy of the Family Circus (and part of an obituary.)
I'm a registered use on EDF.
must be hard being a registered use and all
i was half expecting this story to end with "the fresh prince of bel air".
It reall is.
I bet him/her expected another kind of Coming after death
Sounds like you needed a fleshlight real bad, but i thought you said you were a faggot, you made a putty anus right? And plucked off some of your pubic hairs and stuck em around the edge of the putty anus to make it seem more realistic right?
Fleshlights weren't around back when I was 13. We had to use silly putty, vacuum cleaners, and the family dog's ass / mouth.
No self respecting 13 or 14 year boy would rip off his pubes after he just got them, in the same way no 13 or 14 year old boy will shave off his pervstache even though it looks sick.
And I'm not a fag because sex with men isn't gay. When you fuck another man you're only using him for his tight ass. It's not love making, it's Street Justice. Like my father always says, "an asshole is an asshole," and like the black guy on the block always says, "Law of the street: you got what I want, I take it!"
Depends how old you are now.
i plucked em, it's not like they were in short supply, by the end of the year they were a full bush with snake.
And the difference is whether there are balls next to it or cuntflaps.
I would like to confess that I want to drive a pickaxe into your tiny brain eric.
I think I'm in love.
But probably not.