IT's a Trap

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by umkemesik, Jul 21, 2013.

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What would you have done?

  1. Let he/she blow me

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  2. Run away

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  1. umkemesik

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    So yesterday 1 am I'm jogging down my block when I spot a tall attractive looking woman (like 8/10) stumbling. I stop and ask if she is ok.

    She tells me that she came from her friends house and lives only a few blocks away and that she is quite drunk. As she is telling me this she puts her hands all over me. As I "offer" to walk her home she starts grabbing my Dick through my joggers and starts stroking it.

    We get back but the fucking lights in her house are still on (apparently she stills lives with her parents). Anyway, she wants to blow me and I say ok.

    After about 5 mins, she turns around and offers her ass. I was a little perplexed why but then I realized that Emily is actually Emillio.

    I still pumped it but felt weird - not because I was pumping a dude (i was wearing a condom so it's ok), but because we were right outside the gate. I asked it to wait about 15 minutes so I can get my car/wallet and go to a room.

    When I got back it was gone. No biggie, it lives right down my block.

    Anyway, what would you have done, and have you ever been in a situation like dis?
     
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  3. umkemesik

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    Fact is stranger than fiction.

    Swear to your god it's real.

    Fact is stranger than fiction.
     
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    Well played, Zorro's mask always makes things justified.
     
  5. Raab

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  6. xXtryingtoohardXx

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  7. umkemesik

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    If I get another random encounter I will definitely provide pics. It lives only a few blocks so it should be an easy thing.
     
  8. uberfukken

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  11. xXtryingtoohardXx

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    Wait, so they're different people?

    MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
     
  12. uberfukken

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    Ironically they know each other IRL, so you're close.
     
  13. ilovejesus69

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    You're being incredibly disrespectful if you don't fuck it. It spent a lot of time to look like a her, the least that you could do is let it make you cum.