So yesterday 1 am I'm jogging down my block when I spot a tall attractive looking woman (like 8/10) stumbling. I stop and ask if she is ok. She tells me that she came from her friends house and lives only a few blocks away and that she is quite drunk. As she is telling me this she puts her hands all over me. As I "offer" to walk her home she starts grabbing my Dick through my joggers and starts stroking it. We get back but the fucking lights in her house are still on (apparently she stills lives with her parents). Anyway, she wants to blow me and I say ok. After about 5 mins, she turns around and offers her ass. I was a little perplexed why but then I realized that Emily is actually Emillio. I still pumped it but felt weird - not because I was pumping a dude (i was wearing a condom so it's ok), but because we were right outside the gate. I asked it to wait about 15 minutes so I can get my car/wallet and go to a room. When I got back it was gone. No biggie, it lives right down my block. Anyway, what would you have done, and have you ever been in a situation like dis?