It's a bird...It's a plane....It's Superdrone!

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    Apparently the geniuses at the US Justice department have started preparing for the inevitable angry responses of the US public when they find out the US can send drones against US citizens.

    Spicy Italian Sausage

    As we all know, drones will only ever be used against terrorists on US Soil. Also, since the US government will undoubtedly be hiring a legion of unwashed tighty-whitey-clad video game addicts to run this drone army, unemployed ED members are perfectly suited to become drone pilots.

    We might even start a drone splinter-cell dedicated to preserving the liberty of this great nation. Fuck that shit. We're lazy unemployed and play video games all day. Pay me to gun down rebellious citizens in the street in CoD Modern Warfare 8: DroneStrike
     
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    Thank Weezus, a straight answer from the white house, I for one feel so much better about this.
     
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    Sunburn, mosquito bites, the occasional unguided missile throwing DRONE in the air...
     
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    Well, how else do you expect the US government to reduce the school shootings? At least if you blow the school up it is only shot up once.
     
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    Is this what they mean when they say that US soldiers fought for the freedoms of their fellow citizens? Or is that just a morbid injoke amongst militarists and ultranationalists?
     
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    I know I live in A moose dung field of a country but I like how this is so grey in interpretation and not Black in White!

    But how should I know its not like they haven't abuse other laws like the Patriot Act.
     
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    It looks like a giant dildo. Maybe this is the response to the Russian dongcopter. I can tell for the American fashion of building up large and scenic machines.

    If you look closely at its cockpit you will find that below of it there is some kind of cannon. Clearly not freudian.
     
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    The ORCS are sexually aroused, little did you know that ORCs have no females and procreate though sodomy.

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    Dang!

    I drop Sammy's pants, scream "for Elbereth!" at the top of my lungs and falcon punt the poor bastard so he lands amidst the Orcs in prone position with the bungholio exposed

    "Sorry Sam, but I have to protect my ring!"
     
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    Sam is now being brutally gangraped by a group of fifty ORCS, he screams for help as he is raped but you are long gone.
    You retreat back to a safe position, do you head back into the forests of the elves or to a human outpost?
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    Fun fact: You can cloak yourself from a drones $1 million thermal cameras with a $20 space blanket. Suck it, DoD.

    Here's how to bring a drone out of the sky and gut the nigger for parts.
    BAM, right in the poopchute!
     
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    20$?

    More like 2, if you look for

    I sold those blankets in my shop for 3€...now I use the lasts I still have as reflectant material for my little indoor, lol

    Anyways, I guess the ones you are talking about are the reusable ones, cause the cheaper ones tend to go to shit with not too much use

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    The problem with the drones isn't that they can't live up to the surgical strikes. The problem is that they actually do.
     
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    Looks like I am going to cover my entire house in space blankets.

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    The government will never be able to find me!
     
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    Or you could just stick that in the walls with the insulation...