It is time for us Political Faggots to generate some fun in the media

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    Given the rise of Occupy Wall Street and the Pirate Party in Germany, what if we created a fake movement that is pro abortion for abortion's sake.

    Here is some slogans for signs I have brainstormed:

    "Abortions for counter culture"

    "aebortions for counter culture"

    "Every American has the right to pursue a life if liberity, prosperity, and abortions!"

    "Abortions are a way of 'life'"

    "What would Jesus abort?"

    "Sometimes women feel like getting pregnant and getting an abortion with a man. After all. that is her right as an American."

    "Muhammad never said anything about male infanticide."

    "Don't believe the kafir lies, fetuses don't have souls for 120 days."
     
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    humans are shit: abort your children
     
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    Better idea infiltrate the Tea Party ,and inject an agenda of anti Islamic eugenics projects.
    Perhaps even push for internment camps . It would generate a lot of press ,Discredit an entire political movement ,and if successful subjugate an entire people. AKA a shit storm of LULZ.
     
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    I want a fake movement that supports taboo marriage equality just to piss off liberals with their political logic.
     
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    You won't be able to discredit a movement like the tea party movement with something like that because not all tea partiers are racists. Creating something new, or at least feeding GOP notions about the nature of abortions (like believing there is a culture of abortions), will create serious attention because you are adding to the discussion the pro killing babies lobby.
     
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    Pro Abortion Mormons For Romney
     
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    Why are you even attempting such a lackluster route in rousing these louts in such a pedestrian fashion. Dr. rice, may I suggest that you convince these "occupiers" to simply convincing mimic the motion of drawing a pistol in the presence of an overzealous police officer? Many Officers of the Law are privy to the "Shoot first" when their lives seem to be "endanger". Then you will have the "shit storm" that you desire, and we will have less of these cretins running amok in our fair cities.
     
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    Because drama and lulz doesn't happen without the finest dramasmiths and lulzyers. It is hard work for quality lulz.
     
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    FREE CELLPHONES FOR ALL OCCUPY PROTESTORS

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    I eat shit. VOTE FOR ROMNEY!
     
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    We fought for these guns in 1800's and We'll do it again!


    More gun freedom! a glock for every-child! an AK-47 for every dog!

    Get guns now because your neighbor might have one! And you must protect yourself from him. You must protect yourself, FROM EVERYONE
     
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    You do have a point.
     
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    While I like the optimism in this thread about pissing people off, but pissing people off about abortion by further polarizing the issue by creating a fake pro-abortion movement will completely fuck up the 2012 elections. Like I cannot think of a more massive IRL troll given this is the election when woman's rights are hotter than ever.
     
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    Like if Romney or Obama came out and say they were against abortions for the sake of abortions, that would be our "mission accomplished" banner on that aircraft carrier.
     
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    How do you intend to popularize this movement ? Facebook , twitter .
     
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    Children put stress on their mothers. Support abortion in 2012.
     
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    I have two ideas: 1) round up some friends and protest with humorous signs in high visible places. 2) Go to OWS protests with these signs. Both could work, but sticking this pro-abortion label on OWS will be lulz.
     
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    I had friends who went to a TeaParty rally holding signs that said "JOIN AMERICA OR DIE" and "A WHITE WORLD IS THE ONLY WORLD". They were booed off in minutes.

    What makes you think it won't happen to you
     
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    1) OWS fags are not aggressive like that 2) assuming they are, we'll make our own little demonstrations
     
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    have you tried talking to /pol/
     
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    Agreed, What the good doctor should do, to further its goals, would be to die. In all honesty, gain media attention, develop intriguing talking points, right a manifesto, endear yourself to the "people", then die a mysterious death to a snipers bullet. Make sure it is dramatic, like in the middle of a speech or in front of news cameras. I guarantee that you will get the attention desired.
     
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    I have not, I am seeing what people on ED think about this idea. I will post something like this in due time, but we need more slogans first.
     
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    Just scream nigga to get attention.
     
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    "Have an abortion. It'll probably grow up to be a liberal, anyway."
     
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    I like to go to prolife rallies with signs that say stuff like "Abort more babies" "What if Hitler were aborted" and "Anti life, Anti choice, Institute mandatory abortions"
     
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    Given this election is going to be so boring, I think ED can really spice things up with doing shit like this. ED has already done shit like this with KYM, we can do it again with the IRL.
     
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    Blacks are 300% more likely to get abortions than any other race. Help keep our streets clean. Pro-Abortion in 2012.
     
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    REAL Environmentalists support abortion. Abort for your Mother Earth.
     
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    But I already support abortions.