Is Whippet the worst shit poster ever?

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by blackcats69, Feb 8, 2017.

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Is he?

  1. Yes

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    20.0%
  2. Yes

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  3. BMO was better

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  1. blackcats69

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    Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.
     
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    He'll be here soon
     
  3. Whippet

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    And hath raised up an horn of salvation for us in the house of his servant David;
     
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    The real question is; if Whippet were to suicide, would even his mother care enough to not run away with his funeral money?

    Because sure as hell anyone else won't.
     
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  5. Likeicare

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    What if Whippet ate Mighty Wings?
     
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  6. Harpoons

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  7. scumhook

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    @ChristianWarrior94 your flock needs you. Rise up from the grave and deliver us from this pissweak heretic. Cleanse the forum with your holy fire semen.
     
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  8. Whippet

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    Who giveth rain upon the earth, and sendeth waters upon the fields
     
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    He is actually a she, look it up.
     
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  10. Whippet

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     A sapsucker came there. “Menses have become,” she said. “A person’s hair will not turn gray. It will remain black,” he said. Soon a western robin came there. “Children,” she said, “my head has become completely gray.”
     
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  11. uberfukken

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    Yall motherfuckers need jesus and @Whippet is here to give it to you
     
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    Nah, this enlightening. Carry on.
     
  13. Whippet

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     Four nights and four days had passed without their sleeping making eight altogether. Then First Boy addressed them. “Why don’t you talk before us? We cannot sleep and we are suffering from sleepiness.” When he spoke thus language was originated.
     
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  14. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Whippet is going to guide me to my spiritual awakening.
    I used to think it would be thunderbird
    I used to think it would
    the serpent's song I heard
    I thought for sure
    the keening call of eagles
    would be the ancestors word
    but now I know
    it is this gentle fluttering
    shiposting avian
    with downy fluff
    and wings of snow

    Whippet your words
    lift my retard soul
    like hooting lady monkeys
    raise and make
    boy bonobos erections whole

    I know not your delicate ways
    your verse and cawwing
    lights up the 'tisms
    with gentle rays.

    Come eat the seedbell
    little bird
    come do a waddly dance
    your tweeting song i've heard.
     
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    But im ok with that
     
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  16. Malachi

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    Is that all it takes for you to cry shitpost?
     
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    i don't go to church anymore and whippet is helping me get my jeebus fix without having to go to an actual church and socialize with other churchgoers.
     
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