As a former heroin addict and admin of a major nihilist/anarchist website, I've seen a lot in this life, and I'm no sissy or complainer by any means, but I gotta say, I'm not sure that hooker I was with last night was ALL woman; if you know what I mean. I picked this gal up in East Boston. You know the spot. Whores. Anywho, once we get to my par...er, my house, she introduces herself. Turns out her name is Gus. Well, Gus not only has hands as long as a damn surf board, but speaks in a deep gravely voice. That's cool I'm thinking. After all, Brittany Murphy had a raspy voice....right? But Gus also has the muscular development of a Ukrainian coal miner (not to mention the body hair). Well, I figured it was just one of them athletic chicks who need some Nair......right? Well, Gus is about 6'3 and is wearing a strange dress because it is hiding her womanly hips. When we get down to the deed, she's got a funny looking girl thing that almost looks like a cock and nuts. Now, I'm the first all man kind of man that would say that this would be great if it were Barnaby Jones, bit it ain't. And that is totally straight and cool....right? Anyhoo, Gus and I go at it, and her girl thing cock keeps slipping into my anus. Well, I mean, there is nothing wrong with that sort of receptive anal intercourse with a prostitute.....right? I mean, she is just a little different. well, after a while, she blows a huge load of jizz all over me. But I swear it was probably not real jizz, just some sort of yogurt or something. Right??? I mean, She was a woman and all....right???? Right guys??? Fuck you.