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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Dec 24, 2011.
...than sleeping naked?
There is a better feeling, watching Snorlax SHUT THE FUCK UP
Also @MrGask , I'm STILL calling you out. You are a motherfucking bitch.
I don't like sleeping naked.
I keep my underwear on.
Just doesn't feel right...
I've done it, a couple times... it's weird.
Like first-time-masturbating weird.
Stop being such an ITG. It's annoying.
Wow, a Snorlax thread I actually agree with and can choose an option to vote. I love sleeping naked. I discovered it in college one night I just couldn't fall asleep, and now I get uncomfortable and have trouble falling asleep if I have clothes on. But the best feeling is being in bed snuggled under covers while it's cold outside. Likewise, the worst feeling is trying to get out of bed for work in the morning while it's warm under your covers and it's cold outside.
i sleep fully clothed. sometimes with shoes still on. usually a variety of guns and knives on my bed.
dont like sleeping naked. drafty.
lol Snorlax, don't try to be an ITG, its super annoying.
he is actually being completely honest.
i'm going to try it again tonight.
Lets see if there is something to this.
Snorlax's not got long. Tiiiiiiiiiiime is not on his side.
I refuse to believe anybody can be this much of a faggot.
Snorlax, you're a fucking faggot.
Derpa, do you just copy and paste the same posts on everything or do you actually take the time to write them out separately?
Im genuinely curious. i think you might be a bot.
A true battle of wits...
you just don't get it.
I'm going to go with this one.
I tried it today.
You're right,it is kindda nice.
You are gonna get raped by Palestinians while you sleep.
A couple years ago I was alone in the forest. Bored with sitting on my car and plugging at things with my pellet rifle, I went to take a piss when I was suddenly overcome with the notion that taking off all my clothes (minus my army surplus boots) would feel liberating. So I took off my clothes. It felt good, man. I then proceeded to walk deeper into the woods, feeling the sunshine streaking through the canopy on my . If any of you know anything about me - which you don't; but unsurprisingly my skin is pale and white, near translucent - the feeling of daylight was intoxicating. I got a raging hard erection and was overcome by the need to masturbate. Which I began to do... slowly. I slowly jacked it as I made my way through the dry woods, deeper into it until I came across an ant hill (these forest ants are about half an inch long, red and black, and build giant pile-shaped nests.) I spied the hill and began fervently jacking off. Before I climaxed, I kicked the nest to make the ants frenzied. They came swarming up to the surface and I shot my wad in a couple of great pearl gobs across the anthill. The ants attacked my sperm and no doubt ate some - presumably all of it, taking it to the queen to be regurgitated into her mouth. I walked back through the woods limped dicked, to my car, where I put my clothes back on and felt a sensation like maybe I should be ashamed, but maybe I should post this story on the internet.
Yes, it's an art. The Jew simply doesn't get it.
lo9oooool you just got owned
Only if someone else is naked and cuddling with me.
Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon ?
I sleep with my nose buried in Amy's asshole.
And wake up every morning with a stinky moustache