Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?

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  1. The Doctor

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    I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?
     
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    No, this is bad, very very bad, next thing you're going to ask if it's bad to get in a threeway with your parents.

    Now fuck off.
     
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    I have also touched myself to the sound of your parents.

    Many, many times.

    One night, when you least expect it, I shall visit you; and then you shall know the meaning of pain, fear, and horror...

    Prepare your body.
     
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    Dear Doctor,
    Kindly fuck off back to the TARDIS and stop posting about your sexual deviancy. we don't care if you want to fuck your parents.

    Yours, Moscow
     
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    Sounds exciting. I most certainly will.
     
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    you are aware that being penetrated by scumhook will, in all likelihood, feel like an adult anaconda with blades for scales has forced it's way into your rectal cavity?
     
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    I've experienced worse.
     
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    really? beacuse I haven't even told you about the part where the head of his penis sprouts its own spikes and shreds your lower intestinal tract yet.

    even you won't be able to regenerate the damage to your anal sphincter after this.
     
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    :popcorn:
     
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    @scumhook
    where the hell do you keep watching these strange porno films?

    Like a woman suspended has an enema, then they decide it's a good idea to turn her a few times then pull the plug and let watery shit piss out of her ass while she rotates unwinding the rope, spraying shitty water EVERYWHERE.
    YOU get off to this?
     
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    We use her as a cooling system. Like a ceiling fan, but more effective.

    @Magnum probably has similar systems in restarants in his shithole desert place. Misting systems that cool you down.

    Just my one has tits.

    And smells of poo.
     
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    And shrieks. They always do.
     
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    The Doctor on MY hard gay chats? It's more likely than you think.

    Moved.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    and needs to be twisted back up so she isn't spraying in one direction.
    so in other words, you have to keep winding her up every 5 seconds.
     
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    Yeah, sometimes.

    Seriously, though, how young are you? Or are you one of those manchildren I keep hearing about?
     
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    90 is pretty young for me.
     
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    We have quite a few of those here, also a few very powerful air conditioners. Currently I have two air conditioners, a small box fan on my desk and two oscillating pole fans going, and a battery-powered misting fan in my shirt pocket.
     
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    if you have one massive fan it should do the trick
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