Is being a conservatice edgy?

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    *conservative; I know, the title is misspelled, fucking deal with it.

    I've noticed many of you lean in "that direction" in a lot of your posts. Even when you're being completely serious, you typically decry leftist ideology, and constantly bash the so-called "hippies" down on Wall Street.

    It looks like you're just trying to be cool. Now that most people consider themselves liberals *or independent*, it would be high-strung and sensational to openly refer to your self as a conservative *or an " old american"*, no? You probably see yourselves as non-conformists because you disagree with anything anyone else says, or see yourselves as enlightened because you read a few LP books, or managed to sit through an hour of Faux News.

    You are the epitome of fail.
     
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    FUCK THIS SHIT I SPELLED THE FUCKING TITLE WRONG FUCKING FUCKER!
     
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    Fuck you.

    I disagree with your bullshit post.

    I am a libertarian, as opposed to liberal, and I would characterise many others here in a similar fashion.

    Do your thing, and leave me the fuck alone to do mine.
     
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    Yeah, but you managed to get "epitome" correct!!
     
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    American libertarians are lying scumbags, though, the basic principles of libertarianism fly with me.
     
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    Delete the first "libertarians" and I agree, in general.
     
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    I lean conservative on a lot of subjects but I am principally a (Canadian) liberal.

    However, the liberal cause, along with pretty much all Canadian culture has become increasingly PC and pathetic. While I traditionally believe in liberal causes - free college, health care, greener initiatives, etc, I also wax conservative on a number of issues like supporting the return of the death penalty here in Canada; though, for only a very few number of ultra serious crimes, the right of the church to refuse gays and lesbians the right to marry within the confines of their institutions, and tougher restrictions on new immigration, including the forced exodus or crackdown on certain ethnicities.
     
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    Yeah I hate fags and wetbacks too.I think there a bunch of subhuman garbage only fit to test posin and too fuck and rape.

    I really think we should have free collage here in the states.
     
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    I'm Libertarian, meaning there are some things I agree and disagree with on views of Democrats and Republicans.

    Holy fuck... I'm not fixing my grammar.
     
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    Political views are meaningless for the working class, we will still have le shitty job. No matter what.
     
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    You're a shit-disturber...

    You have leftist leanings, when it's going to piss someone off (approved), but are most likely centrist in core views. Also have libertarian leanings, however killing the Abos & locking up boat people are on your list of stuff you'd like to happen.

    How'd I do?

    Given my track record of reading people, you're probably a member of the fucking Greens, or a Centrelink case worker.
     
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    In same way that not spelling your words right is intelligent.
     
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    If not free, then at least heavily subsidized tuition, so that all people can enter; not necessarily by scholarship alone. God knows North America is dumb as fuck. Maybe free post-secondary would help? That... or increase freshmen rapes 300%

    But we wont know till we try it out.
     
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    Speaking of grammar, why do you have a capital L for Libertarian? By using a capital L you've changed the word from a description into a name.

    You're completely wrong. Apart from me being a centrist. I suppose that's correct.
     
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    It's a political party...
     
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    Hahahahaha. No, really.
     
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    Fuck.

    I had a good chunk of my self-worth tied up in getting that analysis correct.

    Going to be a miserable weekend in scummytown while I regroup.

    Maybe I'll go out and bash some Indians to make myself feel better.
     
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    Remember to give them one for mum, one for dad and one for Australia.
     
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    I'm crazy leftist. As in, the only time I'll be happy is when the working class rise up against the rich, march them out into the streets, and have them all shot.
     
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    Then stand around looking dumbfounded when the economy crashes.
     
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    Then we will rebuild it with the might of the proletariat.
     
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    Liberal
    East Coast Liberal
    West Coast Liberal
    Tax and Spender
    Womanizer
    Soft on defense
    Soft on crime
    Soft on fabric

    All of the above phrases are used by Republicans to define Democrats. That's because Republicans are superior to Democrats with this political technique.

    In fact, Republicans are superior to Democrats with ALL political techniques.
     
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    You'll wallow in squalor, and then get trodden into the mud by the jackbooted capitalist hordes.

    Bloody Pinko Commie faggot.
     
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    I don't know, mang. People have the impression that Republicans are all intolerant, rural-based, inbred, hypocritical, bible-thumping militarists. Largely due to the propaganda effort of the Democrats. How about we agree that Americans simply have the world beat in regards to political foreplay?
     
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    State university in California is heavily subsidized, but dramatically less so than it was decades ago. Yet at the same time, more people go to college than ever what with all this taking out student loans that they'll never be able to pay off. Now we're talking about covering college costs even less. A $4k student loan will quickly become $20k. At that rate, everyone 25 and under will be sucking old man dick on top of a measly job just to pay for tuition
     
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    You're black.

    You're going to end up on welfare, sucking on a KFC drumstick & pimping out your sister, so why do you care?

    You're also gay, so you'd know about sucking dick - kudos for bringing homoness into the discussion.
     
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    More likely he'll end up in a position that he's dangerously unqualified for.