IRL Trolling You Have Gotten Away With

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  1. rms

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    This is going to be a thread about IRL trolling you've gotten away with.

    Besides, any idiot can blank pages and spam pictures of Goatse OTI, but we hear so much about that it's "same shit, different day."

    So, anyone have some lulzy IRL trolling you gotten away with?
     
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    Some lady lost her phone at the dollar store and i took it and got on her facebook and made a post about her losing her phone. Then i wiped the phone and gave it to my newphew. Ill have to find that picture on my other computer sometime or else it didnt happen.
    (edit because i'm an asshole)
    screenshot_2014_05_03_10_58_46_by_triple_fault-d7gyzxj.
     
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    Replying to a three year old post, pretending that I didn't see the date and assumed it was a recently made post... but I knew it was an old post. I trolled that forum something fierce.
     
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    Slept in a cabin with a paper bag of poop underneath it that my friend shit in. In essence I trolled myself.
     
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    I was in downtown boston last week and some lady pulled up at a red light and asked me directions to the courthouse, I sent her in the wrong direction.
    :trollface:
     
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    wtf is irl trolling? you either mean pranks or crimes
     
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    I do that to people too, every once in a while.. lol

    sighn wrong directions.
     
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    Heres a good phone number to give out to people. wherever you need to.

    "Its a telemarketer bot" - Keeps people busy for a while, and pretty realistic.

    1-214-666-4321

    telemarketers_demotivator_by_dynomite8.
     
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    ..........so the real people have to call it

    and that works...how?
     
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    You give out as a fake number if you need to as a telemarketer deterent,... Or if you need to give someone a fake number and say its yours. the bot on the other end is pretty realistic and i thought it was an actually person for a few minutes... lol

    :trollface:
     
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    Amazing.
     
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    i know right.... Fake phone number,... thats some hardcore fag shit right?... lol... sigh..

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    this guy was a fed
     
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    There are feds on EDF... real talk bro
     
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    Oh i know man.. im for damn sure a good person though. ive had multiple felonies and been a rave Dj pretty much my whole life... so theres that if it means anything.
     
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    Have you done time?
     
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    i know im new and shit,.. And you can never be too carefull.
     
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    i did 3 yrs. almost.... And spent almost a year in county jail. but i got a pretty good deal considering everything in my case. All substance stuff.. nothing violent or disfunctional about me, just liked to party and was a very decently well known dj,,
     
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    County or Pen?
     
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    Both,.. county for about 8 months while it was in the court system, then just short of 3 yrs in medium sec pen.

    For the most part it was just incredibly boring in the joint,.. and there are alot of regular everyday people believe it or not.. Good people that wind up on the wrong side of the law and get sent to the prison system.
     
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    Yeah... dont think ill be living that lifestyle again.. im older now and life has been going pretty good to me, so i have slowed down alot in life, and everything in general and appreciate what i have.
     
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    You an american?
    Where was your time?
     
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    State pen in IL. their not private for profit, so things were a bit different there.

    Would wrather not say which one... im from chicago though. ill say that much.
     
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    Joliet?
    Mine was in Walpole..
     
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    Based on your literacy, I'd say you spent the whole time being skullfucked by Bubba.

    It all makes sense.
     
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    They actually sent me down to Menard

    IL, is one of the last holdouts on the prison industrial complex... All of our jails and pens are all state run. Thats propably why they let the cannabis pilot program go through in IL, because they dont have the prison lobbyists screwing with them.
     
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    Cool story bro... :|
     
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    Right on... idk im in a talkative mood... ive finaly been able to smoke :bong: for a couple week... im still on a very strict probation regiment... but ive only got a few more months and im free !

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